In the course of counseling beautiful women, which I do daily as a Hollywood astrologer, I have often been asked if I could suggest a way for them to meet great men. They'd always ask that after they'd shared their feelings that "hot guys are just a waste of time and Hollywood wolves are scary!"
I would always agree. My feeling is that generations of WOLVES have been arriving here for no other purpose than to act like pollinating bees chasing after beautiful women just as GENERATIONS of the beauties themselves have been coming here ..well, since 1910! So wolves in cinema town are a genetic disease, a scourge, but then....so are starlets! (ask any of the wives here!)
Both wolves and starlets end up with nothing. The arrogant men that we see out at pools, cafes and clubs in Southern California may seem to be world class playboys but mostly they live off their plastic. They drive costly cars, knowing that starlets gauge a man by his wheels. They keep a flashy apartment with a king size bed and a bottle of champagne on ice and just wait like spiders in their web, notching their gun barrels after every conquest. They worst of all, have destroyed their souls; they are in hock to their noses (or some appurtenance) and addicted to this chase. But then, so were the GIRLS. And the truthful girls agreed and asked "so where are the nice guys, the brainy ones, with a sense of humor, (always the thing women want most as it shows intelligence.) If they are staggeringly beautiful, I remind them that while any ordinary mortal woman could nail a smart hubby and that would be fun --- they might with the right training, get the hang of being a goddess if they married money. They could do charity the rest of their lives like Evita did in Argentina, married to Peron. So they should also open themselves to the concept of marrying a man who was super wealthy." They'd say, "eeew, I'm not a gold-digger!"
I'd say, 'hey Oprah wasn't either but look how she changed the world with that gold.' Now reality steps in and shows us that only one in 150 million women can do an Oprah with their career, but today, many girls are so beautiful and smart, I'd gauge that fifty million who walk the planet today could marry billionaires and unloose all the bucks locked in cobwebby vaults and create capitalistic enterprises that fed many mouths and thusly change the planet. So aim at marrying 'WELL'. That's my euphemism for marrying a billionaire.
And for years I gave these beautiful girls my homegrown, lame suggestions on how even A PLAIN GIRL CAN MARRY A BILLIONAIRE.
1.) Get slender. Try vegan low carb diet. Little tad of steak, liver, pork, chicken, fish occas, but surround it wi. spinach salad. The abandoning of carbs causes weight loss. The less sugary fruits are ok in small quantities and are very necessary if you want to keep your youth. Anti-oxidants banish free radicals which in turn keeps your flesh firm.
2.) MUSCLE up what you got. Do the training like a boxer, like a pro athlete. MUSCLE WORK. Healthfood store has proteins that act like steroids but aren't the tox steroids. Ever seen the body of a ballerina? LIKE THAT! Six pack abs! Calves like tree trunks.
3.) REFINE the stuff you don't like. That bulgy nose? That chin too long? TRADE to get it fixed. Once a plastic surgeon hired me for reading hands at his party. He liked my work so I gave my 'let's trade services' concept a try & proposed that I could do a lot of his parties if he'd remove the fat under my chin. He said 'sure. Come by the office any time'. But then, I abandoned carbs and then didn't need him; the chin disappeared but he was famous and he'd actually said 'yes'. So I got a lightbulb. Exchange your cooking for parties, catering, house cleaning whatever! Well, not WHATEVER!
4.) Hang cute where they play polo year round or at resorts where they ski in winter or play tennis in summer and on the piers just outside the YACHT CLUB where they sail past in their boats headed toward the ocean. Is there a genuine Yacht club near you? Billionaires always park their yachts in the MARINAS at this kind of a locked down club. It costs plenty to be a member, too. SO fish the pier nearest its exit to the sound. Cut offs, bait bucket. See a posh boat? Yell, 'bring back a halibut. "BRING BACK A BARN DOOR" as that's what they call them. They'll laugh and invite you aboard and you meet all his friends, the really brainy men. Always be open to dating any pleasant, smart, rich man that asks, as he has so many friends we consider him a networking gold mine.
5) sign up at UCLA extension for classes on stock, real estate or sign up at Beverly Hills Adult High School for things men over fifty love, like sculpture, art appreciation, and again, stocks.
6.) Join a church. In Bev Hills, it's First Methodist. In NEW YORK, St. Paddy's. Go to the most posh church in town. Or join two or three. Or synagogues. Or....find out who you want to meet, go there. Warren Buffet must attend SOME church! Always make friends with married women. They totally take you right into their set and introduce you around if they like you. If given a choice of a new pal, take married gal over single. Glad we don't really have to make a choice. Take both!
7.) Dine at the FOUR STAR cafe on Venus or Jupiter days, (VISIT MY POWER HOUR URL, see what I call a good day.) Then, wearing an elegant bright suit, earrings, suede pumps, reading a political book, an 'issue' book, 'Kissinger' or 'Global Warming,' (BOOK LIST) eat your salad by yourself, and be prepared to pay and go. NOW, it's most likely that Mr. Billionaire will send you a glass of wine. Accept and be enchanted unless it's some young, hot to trot guy. In that case, tell the waiter 'no', nicely. You're not into picking up young men. And wave and brush the boy off.
8) GIVE P*ART*IE*S
YOURSELF!
- Be the hostess with the mostest. Read the PARTY
INDEX.
When you set up a date, use an astrologer to pick it. I volunteer.
Then, have every guest bring the BEST CATCH they ever met (that got away,)
as a guest.
That's the basic MARRY A BILLIONAIRE KIT. Now that's a lot of good ideas, but the last is always the best, (the principle of brain storming.) For as I racked my brain, I stumbled upon the perfect method to meet the CEO's ----the multi billionaire guys who only dine at four star cafes in a group of staid men who never break rank and don't ogle girls... men who rarely stray out of their office penthouses for fishing or polo even. And that is:
9.) RUN A CHARITY. Hey, it worked for Heather. She got Mc Cartney. Her artificial limb charity! The PERFECT METHOD isn't JUST to dine in four star cafes. A single girl dining alone at PIERRE THE POUF OUEF is too obvious. Every man in the house KNOWS is too beautiful to be there for any other reason than to pick up a classy guy.....She is transparent so she had better mutate her hunting technique or amplify it.
Wily serpent that I am, (actually born the year of the Snake), I came up with a BETTER IDEA. HIGH TONE CHARITY WORK. YEP! BEING A FUND RAISER makes you look SUPER good, nothing tarty about charity. So my students started working with charities. But we soon found that volunteers are worked damn hard by High Society Wives. These girls don't wear ballgowns and dance. They end up standing at a table to give out badges, etc. You know the riff. One girl got invited to Bono concerts all over the country but she was basically a workerbee!
So we amended the tactic. The new idea is raise cash donations for a Daycare that you adopt, raising cash donations that provide scholarships for latchkey kids. TO BE DONATION WORTHY you must get the daycare its charitable status. Or you create DAYCARE FUNDERS INC to pass scholarship money to a thousand daycares who do NOT have charitable status. Even if most MOMS pay there, the latchkey scholarship thing works for needy single mothers. That allows you to go to SECRETARY OF STATE by mail and ask for charitable status, costs 80$. Then you can go to THE TOP GUYS, THE CEOs of corporations and tell them about single mothers with jobs and multiple kids and hold out a donation cup.
Then give the money to an extant daycare. A play space. You know the kind of kiddie play & daycare places, they're on every streetcorner in suburbia. They SERVICE the community usually out of a rented cottage where kids are warehoused til Mom gets off work. Their services are GIVEN (at great price,) to single, working mothers. But the concept is this. The really needy mothers can't pay those rates, so why not give scholarships to some of the mothers in the community to help latch key toddlers get the equivalent of preschool? The Social workers at DPSS will send the families to you by the kilo, no problem finding takers.!
I tell the girls to FIND an already up and running daycare biz like this and make sure it has its charitable status in the SECRETARY OF STATE's office. If you have start up capital, find some gal pals and start a daycare yourself. PRINCESS DIANA taught at a daycare before she met CHARLIE. It is a good profession with a real nimbus of femininity, but if you own the daycare, it can also make you rich. But the concept is really to marry well, not WORK the rest of your life.
SO, after I had this idea, about the same week, a member of the LUCK IN LOVE LIST, 400 beauties in every city of USA, confided that she had "caught" herself a billionaire boyfriend and his friends were all multi millionaires and they all loved her. She included photos of them on a yacht the size of a small Princess Line cruise ship.
I told her my idea. Ask him to let you HELP this local daycare (pick one, in her city) to get its tax exempt 'non profit' status so that she could raise money for scholarships. He surely has lawyer who can do charitable status with Secretary of State in the capital of her state, very small paperwork which I UNDERSTAND would cost l00$ if it's not donated.
"You can run it thru sec of state in capital.Or he can. OR IT CAN BE DONE BY MAIL. And any accountant can do the TAX EXEMPT FOUNDATION/ EDUCATIONAL institution status. All you have to do before actually doing it is find a DEDICATED lady with a daycare who wants to do the PARA LOS NINOS bit. That's a Los Angeles Skid Row daycare very popular with film folk who donate to it.
I told her "Call it the PRINCESS DIANA daycare! That career was so classy
it launched her marrying PRINCE CHARLES. Way more charisma than other jobs
open to her, advertising agency, banking exec.See, then, you show up as
a kind of Princess not just the tart on the poop deck of their yacht. Then,
something stirs in their heart and they actually marry you. You aren't
ordinary, in their eyes. They see the halo. 
Plus
you get the actual halo from doing spirit work. and that karma changes
your luck and they are all proposing instead of just wooing. WOO is the
easy shot. PROPOSING takes spiritual capital in YOU that balances THEIR
immense material capital and their rampant lust.
Now there are online pages that can teach you THE RULES for starting
a biz like a daycare. The GUERILLA CAPITALISM WEBSITE, http://home.earthlink.net/~anitaastrologer/
http://home.earthlink.net/~loveguru/frugindex.htm
are full of them and so is the MONEY
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Do this business with four lady friends, young or old women or even teen girls who don't have jobs, now who are free to care for kids 7am to 6 pm! Who could even LIVE for free in the rented cottage. OR start it with a relative who has no job.
You create a resource for the community which GIVES care to LATCH KEY KIDS, that is MOTHERS who work all day. And you have a lovely home to work out of as this TAKES A HOUSE RENTAL. Has to be like a big living room, several bedrooms and a garden fenced, in back and front.
You can easily RAISE start up cash to do this with a PROSPECTUS, an easy to write DEAL MEMO that promises 10% per annum on people's investment. AND THEN RAISE cash grants which for a beauty is easy. She walks into CEO's office and sez, hey, help us out. We will have a photog take a photo of you giving check and it'll make newspapers!
So start with DEAL MEMO PROSPECTUS, how to do it: http://home.earthlink.net/~anitaastrologer/prospect.htm
Raise say, 3k cash to buy cots, carpets, toys, kiddie books (used will do,) to start this biz from donations. GETS YOU INTO THE BIG CORPORATIONS, their offices! Carry photos of kids, the HOUSE you have and pamphlets like those you give out to mothers. "FREE DAYCARE, The Princess Di PARA LOS NINOS PROJECT" In L.A., we have a skid row caycare called PARA LOS NINOS as our downtown urban old area is wall to wall Latina mothers who need daycare to clean houses all day.
Look, it's a hobby, a little tiny hobby. YOU first produce it, then
think of how many people you HELP. FOUR Gals who have no jobs are led to
do something charismatic and it launches you as a public figure there.
THEN all the mothers and babies! THEN yourself! getting MR BIG! WIN
WIN SITUATION!
IF this seems too labor intensive, get a l9$ juicer at walmart, HAMILTON
BEACH, add spinach salad to your midday meal, subtracting all white bread
from it!! and you'll see....a little pilot light goes on. YOU WILL
HAVE DOUBLE the energy!
A second easier idea is this, get extant daycares, those already up to apply for charitable status, by indicating that you and they are going to give scholarships to indigent working single mothers.....maybe not all kids there are impov but some are. and attract grants, foundation money. This gives the beautiful girl a chance to knock on doors and raise cash at the CEO level for that daycare even tho she has no other participation or relation to it. JUST hit on daycares, say would you please take in a few scholarship babies?
The WEALTHIEST MEN in the world are here in the USA! TARGET THEM! Their corporations.
WHO THEY ARE --- THEIR NAMES.
http://www.forbes.com/400richest/ has an interesting article on the UBERWEALTHY GUYS.
I know most stunning beauties dream of being in the movies but SHOW biz ain't the way! It's tarty. Makes you look vain and superficial. MARRIAGE is the best career for a beauty! (While you are still a TOTAL WINNER and gorgeous and young).
Being a total winner beauty does NOT last! So while you got great legs, work for a local charity of some kind and GO TO THE BIG corporations to see CEO to raise donations for them. Screen EVITA. She married PERON and opened orphanages as she'd once been poor. Be inspired. This is a fool proof plan!
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CHARITABLE STATUS FOUNDATION, Q&A
Exactly what status is this?
THE STATUS WITH STATE IS CHARITABLE EDUCATIONAL FOUNDATION
And in this case should I start a nonprofit organization?
YES.
And the CEO's,
I am asking for a donation correct?
CORRECT. And for them it is a
gift they can deduct from their taxes as
you are street legal.
Any specific amount? ASK them for a thousand each, rounded off number.
FIND OUT what a DAYCARE would charge
the mother of a latch key child for
5 days of childcare. YOU must
investigate that and get back to me on
this.
And how do I organize the funds (per child, per daycare, etc.)
YOU SHOW on your books that you
gave X daycare a sum for THE KID named
AND YOU GOTTA HAVE HIS NAME. JOSE
GONZALES. CHILD OF MARIA, ADDRESS,
PHONE, SS# if there is one, got
3000 worth of services in 2006.
When writing
myself the salary I am doing this in the proposal?
ANY TIME YOU FILL OUT FORMS they
ask you WHO ARE YOUR EMPLOYEES. YOU
STATE I AM ONLY ONE NOW. I NEED
this much to live. Or this much per hour
that I dedicate to this work.
(as I am not free for my other job, etc)
Am I seeking
funds from the government as well?
NOT NOW, but you do see that YOU
CAN LEARN TO WRITE GRANTS and get huge
cash allocated you by city, state
and federal gov!!!!! ITell them you want to start DAYCARE
SCHOLARSHIPS INC in every city
of the planet. It helps to have
newspapers and nightly news cover
your daycare HOPES, DREAMS..
YOU HAVE our resource, women in
every city --are available, gals who
would handle the same game of
daycare funding in their city. OR if you
want to do what I DID.....CRAIGS
LIST will find you contenders. But, as
we have 400 girls in every city,
we could feel this list out to see
who's gung ho.
Sweet but CAN I WRITE myself a big salary?
If you are the first recipient, a good salary of 15$ for each hour you actually work is OK. A HUGE salary looks bad. And in fact there are caps set by Gov.Save your millions that you raise for the daycares and the kids. The concept is, women who are LEAVING CHILDREN UNDER LATCH KEY NOW. Who make sub sub normal salaries, MAIDS. YOUR anguish and the high cost makes you realize how much they need it and how little they can afford it. IF IT EVER gets out that you were the FIRST recipient......this makes whole project look bad bad bad.
BUT not if you say, I SAW that daycare was impossibly costly yet very very helpful to the child's IQ building or.not IQ, you can't build IQ but talent, whatever, I am no educator, I do know that early education builds SMARTS!
Think this out carefully and talk to an actual daycare owner. IF YOU ARE IN A POSH AREA of suburbia, this may not be your first and best and most dramatic DAYCARE to work for. GO TO THE SLUMS. Where are you? Write me, let me know your city. Take a drive thru the slums some afternoon. FIND OUT what daycare is out THERE. Distance yourself from the donations as much as you can until you are a proven proven phenomenon.
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