THE NEWBIE PC CLASSROOM AND HOME MADE WEBSITE DESIGNER'S COMPLETE MANUAL for Dummies or, how NEVER to need Bubba, the WEBMASTER!
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oh jeez, you don't need me anymore? DAMN!
ten dummies like YOU, I make a living!
How to BUY a used PC for under 100$
HOW TO SAVE TEXT which you FIND ONLINE or in EMAILS
HOW TO SEND 'LIVE LINKS' to pals in EMAILS. CLICKABLE URLS!
AN EMAIL PRIMER
NSA/ CIA reading your EMAIL? Feb 15th, they started reading mine. How you can tell if they are!
HOW TO MAKE A WEBSITE WHEN YOU HAVE NO WEBSITE PUBLISHING SOFTWARE -- This classroom will allow you to have a website UP AND RUNNING in an hour. Perfect if there's no time to take a class and U-need to get a business up in CYBERSPACE. AT LAST, you can share information with the world, do a blog, feature your own writing And make it a big hit even create a MOONLIGHTING revenue source. And learn some TIPS FROM AN EXPERT.
How to do a Planetary CHARITY with a website and make a lot of money to do good with, but also cut yourself a salary.
HOW TO LOAD YOUR WEBSITE, FTP FOR DUMMIES
HOW TO PICK A BROWSER. WHY NOT PICK ALL OF THEM?
You get your articles four ways. 1).WRITING THEM from scratch. 2.) by saving text you find online that inspires you to write or 3.) SAVE your own letters to your clients by mailing a copy to yourself, then rewrite the text. 4.) Cribbing from the big websites, locating info by GOOGLING.
What is text? How to use it? Store it, stash it?
TEXT TECH- being the secrets of how to clean up web text from emails, articles, and create a formatted article of that text. Now, you're ready to do a website.
The day I found out I was going to be on JUDGE JUDY, my kid bought me a domaine name, & I threw together the LUCK IN LOVE website! I just stated what was in my heart as a preamble and put a LINK to an old INDEX PAGE I had index 3. And BA BA BOOM! I was off to the races. Of course my URL NAME-DROPPING was caught by Judge Judy's film editor and was left on the cutting room floor. My daughter, Paloma, always a big spender, a gal who'd pay 5$ for a salad! (??) bought me a domaine name.
NEXT, FILL YOUR CACHE or C DRIVE with GOOD
SOFTWARE. HOW TO GET USED 'SHAREWARE' OR 'ABANDONWARE',
CHEAP FROM THE FAMOUS IDAHO LIBERTERIAN BUSINESSMAN,
DAN THE MAN, the PREMIER VENDOR of USED STUFF IN THE WORLD! If it ain't
nailed down, DAN's got it!
NEXT, do the INTERNET thing. Start dropping in at fabulous blogs, writing to your new pals who become your clients. Start up friendships. DEVISE SOME TRADE BEADS. Send garden seeds, buy used books. Stay in touch. For that you need a good EMAIL CLIENT, one that holds your chums' names in alphabetical order, allows you entry to sketch in details on them, (sister is in prison, hubby a plumber) stuff you might otherwise forget. And last, you build LISTS. The GARDENER list the POLITICAL LEFTIES list. I'd hate to bore my frugal living list kids with my POLITICIAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES BUSTED letters.
I have only found one
EMAIL CLIENT I like: the one inside my browser,
NETSCAPE VERSION 4.7 ca. 1995. You don't surf
the web with this old browser, as at times, it crashes when it meets
java or other high tech stuff but it has a superb
mail client. I hear EUDORA has that
kind of a lean, mean-machine mail client ....only it
costs
a few bucks. Your call.
WHY
GMAIL AS A FREEBIE
MAIL BOX WORKS (IN ANY BROWSER),
BUT
WHY MOZILLA FIREFOX as a browser HAS
SPEED, REMEMBERS PASSWORDS AND IS BEST!
GET 'EM BOTH FREE!
MY OLD NETSCAPE BROWSER JAMS ALL THE TIME, WHAT's UP?
HOW TO PICK A SERVER. FINDING AN ISP.
HOW TO PICK a GOOD BROWSER. Hey, WHY NOT PICK ALL OF THEM?
The spy
Inside our PC. As activists we fear being noticed.
There's
a way now, not to be!
TO BE AIR TIGHT! INPENETRABLE!
DESIGN MY OWN WEBSITE? EASY? SHOW ME HOW.
DO I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT COOKIES? What should I KNOW about them?
BOOKMARKING THE NIFTY SITES
GET THE KIDS TO DO YOUR WEBSITE. JUNIOR PICASSO!
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