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THE NEWBIE PC CLASSROOM & HOME MADE WEBSITE DESIGNER'S COMPLETE MANUAL for Dummies or how NEVER to need Bubba, the WEBMASTER AGAIN!
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Oh jeez, you don't need me anymore? DAMN!
Ten dummies like YOU, I make a living!

How to BUY a used PC for under 100$

New! Your first week online, Get a decent FILE MANAGER. ZTREE!

HOW TO SAVE TEXT , which you FIND ONLINE, or in EMAILS

NET ACTIVISTS’ TREASURE, THE TEXT EDITOR, HOW TO USE ONE

NEW! Punch up the Razzmatazz so you SELL stuff off that WEBSITE

HOW TO SEND 'LIVE LINKS' to pals in EMAILS. CLICKABLE URLS!

AN ENORMOUS, REFERENCE WORK ON EMAIL and a SMALLER EMAIL PRIMER

NEW! How to clean your PC, DOS FILE MANAGERS are used for it, I prefer ZTREE. Speed up the machine!

NEW! WHY COLLECT ARTICLES on a WEBSITE? To ATTRACT ADVERTISERS IS WHY!

NEWER! The software you need to run an INTERNET BUSINESS

BEST EMAIL CLIENT OF ‘EM ALL? NETSCAPE BROWSER from 1995. 

NSA/ CIA reading your EMAIL? Feb 15th, they started reading mine. How you can tell if they are!

Think you're getting HACKED? Think you're DOING something that might prompt the GOV/ CIA/ NSA to hack you? THE U-3 SOLUTION!

HOW TO MAKE A WEBSITE WHEN YOU HAVE NO WEBSITE PUBLISHING SOFTWARE -- This classroom will allow you to have a website UP AND RUNNING in an hour. Perfect if there's no time to take a class and U-need to get a business up in CYBERSPACE. AT LAST, you can share information with the world, do a blog, feature your own writing and make it a big hit even create a MOONLIGHTING revenue source. And learn some TIPS FROM AN EXPERT.

HOW NOT to design a WEBSITE, MISTAKES IDIOTS MAKE

How to do a Planetary CHARITY with a website and make a lot of money to do good with, but also cut yourself a salary. LEGALLY!

HOW TO LOAD YOUR WEBSITE, FTP FOR DUMMIES

HOW TO EDIT your META TEXT, PART ONE. HOW TO EDIT YOUR META TEXT PART II so WEBSPIDERS can find you and FOLKS CAN GOOGLE YOU with SEARCH WORDS!

HOW TO PICK A BROWSER. WHY NOT PICK ALL OF THEM?

FIREFOX BROWSER, THE NUMERO UNO. GET VERS 2 for WINDOWS 98 SE LIKE ME . Tried to download VERSION 3 MOZILLA, it broke my PC, had to throw it away. I LOVE ONE THING ABOVE ALL in its’ EMAIL MAIL FEATURE! IT REMEMBERS PASSWORDS AND GMAIL. YAHOO. AOL addies. Craig’s List used to ask your addie, so I had to make like FIFTY addies at all the top freebie email joints. But Craig changed and now you have to hand write it out every time. GMAIL is the best of all. Combined with The MOZILLA BROWSER, GMAIL fills in the blanks for you! IMPORTANT when you do forty craigs list ads a day! 

WRITERS, Tell me, you’re like Dummie here. You get your articles five ways.

1).WRITING THEM from scratch.

2.) by saving research text you find online that inspires you to edit and rewrite them, or 

3.) SAVE your own letters to your clients by mailing a copy to yourself, then rewrite the text 

4.) Cribbing from the big websites, locating info by GOOGLING, cut paste, insert, change a word here or there.

5,) have the kind of friends who send you every article published at every worthy website –you know the kind, full of researchers, philosophers, thinkers journalists, writers and this is the best of all methods.  Some of them like you also write their own stuff.

HOW TO WRITE PUNCHY WEBSITE ARTICLES THAT CREATE INFORMATION, EVOLUTION, CHANGE FOR YOUR READERS, and PUT THEM UP AT YOUR WEBSITE.

BE A PUNDIT, Not only HELP people but GET SOME RESPECT

MERCHANDISING YOURSELF, (the art of)

HOW TO HAVE AN UTTERLY KEWL SITE

BEWARE THE ILLUMINATI CODE! STICK WITH SIMPLE WORD PROCESSING SOFTWARE. Some of the EXOTIC WEBPAGE MAKERS USE SCREWY LOUIE CODE! Wanna see what it looks like? GIVE THAT ILLUMINATI WORD A CLICK!

HOW TO FIX A COMPUTER when you know ZIP, BUPKIS about anything! It’s easy! STOOPID HERE DID IT!

SPINRITE SOFTWARE will FIX A COMPUTER -- Your PC TEKIE will have a copy!

What is text? How to use it? Store it, stash it? TEXT TECH- being the secrets of how to clean up web text from emails, articles, and create a formatted article of that text. Now, you're ready to do a website.

HELVETICA FONT, THE ULTIMATE IN COOL TYPOGRAPHY

The day I found out I was going to be on JUDGE JUDY, my kid bought me a domain name, & I threw together the LUCK IN LOVE website! I just stated what was in my heart as a preamble and put a LINK to an old INDEX PAGE I had index 3. And BA BA BOOM! I was off to the races. Of course my URL NAME-DROPPING was caught by Judge Judy's film editor and was left on the cutting room floor. My daughter, Paloma, always a big spender, a gal who'd pay 5$ for a salad! (??) bought me a domaine name.And pays 5$ a month for the site. Give the boys away. KEEP THE GIRLS

JOINING YAHOO LISTS is just as good as JUDGE JUDY for meeting thousands in one minute

NEXT, FILL YOUR CACHE or C DRIVE with GOOD SOFTWARE. HOW TO GET USED 'SHAREWARE' OR 'ABANDONWARE', CHEAP FROM THE FAMOUS IDAHO LIBERTERIAN BUSINESSMAN,  DAN THE MAN, the PREMIER VENDOR of USED STUFF IN THE WORLD! If it ain't nailed down, DAN's got it!

NEXT, do the INTERNET thing. Start dropping in at fabulous blogs, writing to your new pals who become your clients. Start up friendships. DEVISE SOME TRADE BEADS. Send garden seeds, buy used books. Stay in touch. For that you need a good EMAIL CLIENT, one that holds your chums' names in alphabetical order, allows you entry to sketch in details on them, (sister is in prison, hubby a plumber) stuff you might otherwise forget. And last, you build LISTS. The GARDENER list the POLITICAL LEFTIES list. I'd hate to bore my frugal living list kids with my POLITICIAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES BUSTED letters.

I have only found one EMAIL CLIENT I like: the one inside my browser, NETSCAPE VERSION 4.7 ca. 1995. You don't surf the web with this old browser, as at times, it crashes when it meets java or other high tech stuff but it has a superb mail client.  Collates by sender, size, date, subject line. Very very important. I hear EUDORA has that kind of a lean, mean-machine mail client ....only it costs a few bucks. Your call.

THIS JUST IN.NETSCAPE BROWSERS everywhere SEEM TO BE DYING. THERE’s A NETSCAPE PLAGUE OUT THERE. Is this BROWSER WARS? Did NETSCAPE PULL SUPPORT so all our BROWSERS CRUNCHED? Or have I got an NSA HACKER? Was my NETSCAPE DAMAGED BY THE CIA, or was it an A.C. turned on suddenly?

WHY GMAIL AS A FREEBIE MAIL BOX WORKS (IN ANY BROWSER),
BUT WHY MOZILLA FIREFOX as a browser HAS SPEED, REMEMBERS PASSWORDS AND IS BEST! GET 'EM BOTH FREE!Combine them. I have GOOGLE as my HOME PAGE, combining THREE great softwares!

MY OLD NETSCAPE BROWSER JAMS ALL THE TIME, WHAT's UP?

HOW TO PICK A SERVER. FINDING AN ISP.

HOW TO PICK a GOOD BROWSER. Hey, WHY NOT PICK ALL OF THEM?

The spy Inside our PC. As activists we fear being noticed. There's a way now, not to be!
TO BE AIR TIGHT! INPENETRABLE!

Don’t give the NSA any clues. BCC YOUR EMAIL LISTS. HOW TO’s & WHYto’s

DESIGN MY OWN WEBSITE? EASY? SHOW ME HOW.

HOW TO HAVE A SIZZLING HOT SELL OFF A WEBSITE!

TEMPLATE FOR CONTENT AS WELL AS DESIGN of your WEBSITE

HOW DO I PICK A WEB HOST?

DO I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT COOKIES? What should I KNOW about them?

BOOKMARKING THE NIFTY SITES

GET THE KIDS TO DO YOUR WEBSITE.  JUNIOR PICASSO!

ONCE YOU MASTER WEBSITE DESIGN, LEARN PHOTOGRAPHY, SEE WHY. ZE MEGA BUCKS!

ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS: Always get a set up done by a pro while your machine is still in the box, put out feelers to find a college web savvy P.C. tekkie. Often these student geniuses will do unpaid projects for school credit... I run ads in Craig's and on the university websites in my city. Foreign students are particularly hungry for resume entries and they have AWESOME work ethic if you can communicate with them. These Africans, Asians really know their PCS. I make them a fabulous meal to pay for their time. If that seems too little, I give them a box of homemade real butter cookies to take home to last a week and say, when they run out, come back and we’ll do another study night, dinner etc, and another box of cookies

One of my POMEs on this very subject:

Great tekkies abound

they'll come if you need em

you just gotta advertise

that you will sumptuously feed em

I get these brilliant boys

to show up at my door

promising roast beef,

cherry pie and oh much more

No charge do they levy,

they're happy as hell

to chug down the cuisine

that I can do so well.

Put word out with chums

you need reliable aid

you do not want dumb bums

nor guys who must get paid.

Feminine charm and warmth,

kiddies oh so cute

they get a new gal pal

(though a little long in the tooth!)

It's the AGE of AQUARIUS~

One God helps ANOTHER.

And the Tekkie who knows PCs

is my own truest brother!

So return to the top and again review OUR QUICK SOLUTIONS FOR TECH PROBLEMS DEPARTMENT or "WHAT TO ASK THE TEKKIE AFTER HE DEMOLISHES THE CHERRY PIE AND COLOMBIAN COFFEE" Show him any article here that you don’t understand. I wrote them so beginners can wade thru them but if you can’t, bring the tekkie to this screen, show article to him.

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Dear Anita Sands. THANKS for the ADVICE. I loved the WEBSITE (MAKING) FOR DUMMIES page, and the PC TECH for DUMMIES page. Could you Send me both INDEX PAGES for my collection? 2$ is all? I'll paypal it to you. I probably should get the FUTURE INDEX (horrors headed to our shore,) and I would love to own the SURVIVAL INDEX PAGE, (which is the FIX for those horrors.)  I understand that each is a large COLLECTION of seminars featuring 2 to 10 dozen articles. WOW. Could you send me a list of the themes of your various QUICKIE PHD's in your EMAIL BOX, SEMINARS that make SENSE!. I want a few different trainings. HOW TO MAKE an underground COTTAGE INDUSTRY which is  the GUERILLA CAPITALISM SEMINAR, right?  How about MONEY SECRETS and for my beautiful daughter, the LUCK IN LOVE, How to MARRY VERY WELL training with the RUTHLESS RULES OF ROMANCE. That sounds useful. 150 files in it, right? That's worth 2$. And send the hilarious JERRY'S REFRIGERATOR the CONSPIRACY THEORY WEBSITE with TIPS ON HOME SECURITY, FENDING OFF FUZZ  and the Tin Foil Hat collection of theories about what's really going on. Something I definitely want! THE HOLISTIC PREVENTION ARCHIVE which is HOW TO HEAL ANY body CONDITION & prevent genetic family tree maladies from arriving. I hear it's very useful and that I'll never need another doctor or HMO if I get it, so  SEND IT.

You got it SEND 2$ to PAYPAL (astrology@earthlink.net is my acct.) click here> and I will immediately send you the seminars you want. If you want the list of the full twenty different QUICKIE PhD’s it’s THERE. Select those you'd really want to own, and you MAY post them at any website, no charge; ask for complete LIST to be sent, to choose from. You get to POST any SEMINAR or ARCHIVE at your website. Heck, you could do that even if you do NOT send two bucks! You can ftp them or link back to our sites, where the files sit in cyberspace!

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