I ripped him off! It was HI-LARIOUS! Beat the DUDE
for mega bucks! What's that you say? You're writing it up??
That's right Snookie, We're writing you up! Here at the "SNOOKERED" WEBSITE, ARCHIVE AND INDEX PAGE. I know that YOU, SNOOKIE have heard the word, as in "SOMEBODY GOT SNOOKERED"?? But let me explain it to our visitors. The DICTIONARY DEFINES getting SNOOKERED AS "having been the victim of a RIPOFF! "snook·er noun. Pocket billiards played with 15 red balls and 6 balls of other colors." transitive verb. snook·ered, snook·er·ing, snook·ers 1.Slang a.To lead (another) into a situation in which all possible choices are undesirable; trap. b.To fool; dupe: "Snookered by a lot of malarkey about drilling costs, a Texas jury ... added $3 billion of punitive damages" (New Republic). 2.To leave one's opponent in the game of snooker unable to take a direct shot without striking a ball out of the required order. "CLASSIC CASE #1 - THE CASE OF THE EMBEZZLING SISTER. I know a delightful, charming, very decent HEIRESS TO an immense FORTUNE who got SNOOKERED BY HER OWN SISTER, a quasi EMBEZZLER. First the bad sister had her sickly MOM DECLARED NUTS while the woman wasn't a tad crazy. Just fat with a bad heart! Yep, while MOTHER was alive, she had her own heart-invalid rich Mother declared INSANE so that she and her creepy husband could get their paws on the reins of the Estate, 50 million dollars worth of REAL ESTATE PROPERTY which starts to become Swiss cheese with multiple holes in it. They'd claim repairs, get kickbacks from the constractors. They'd purloin rents, averring units empty. The whole nine yards.
THE INNOCENT sister never anticipated the embezzlement, so as mother was physically ill, she let the evil sister sign checks and run the multiple buildings they owned, some l00 unit bldgs. Not only were the EVIL SISTER AND HER HUBBY THE LAWYER alleging repairs that were never made but they're living off rents and serious amounts of funds were taken. Several years later, the Good sister inspects, finds all these bucks missing. The INNOCENT sister, ("ROSE WHITE",) hires a lawyer, spends five years in courts with the GUILTY SISTER, ("ROSE RED"). The lawyers cost the latter over a MILLION DOLLARS. She develops cancer from the stress and has the additional burden of curing herself, then the radiation leaves her quasi-invalid. Meanwhile, the evil sister and her hubby flourish. They buy a SANTA MONICA PACIFIC PALISADES MOVIE STAR mansion! And counter-sue at every chance they can. WE WILL WRITE THIS UP in detail, VERY SOON.
CLASSIC CASE #2. I DID WHAT TO YOUR CAR? Two bumpers get nicked, The GUILTY person submits the accident to her insurance company so she can get TWO YEAR OLD DAMAGE ON HER CAR FIXED! The not guilty person has her life ruined. Loses her driver's license and has to take the bus to her job. Then she gets fired, is jobless, loses her home. This happened to a gal I know!
CLASSIC CASE #3.THE REAL ESTATE SEMINAR RUN BY A CONMAN! You've seen those real estate classrooms that ONLY costs a few thousand which promise to teach you how to make a million finding properties? Avoid this one!
CLASSIC CASE #4, the SAD CASE of the BOGUS CONSERVATOR and the WIDOW!
#5 THE GUARDIANSHIP, LEGAL LICENSE TO STEAL!
#6 THE MAID, CAREGIVER, (SENIOR CARE) CLOSE FRIEND or HOUSEGUEST who STEALS FROM YOU! This is the most frequent theft that occurs. HOW TO PREVENT THEFT from people INSIDE your life, heart or house.
#7. THE BAD HUBBY WHO STEALS VALUE OF HOME, THEN LEAVES WIFE
#8. EXECUTOR OF YOUR WILL, someone you can TRUST????? YEAH RIGHT!
#9 GHOSTS ON THE PAYROLL, NO HANDS, NO FACE, PHONY NAME. HOW'D THEY EARN (or steal,) ALL THAT MONEY? EMBEZZLEMENT.
#10 PUMP AND DUMP STOCKS, You get the spam daily, hyping some PENNY STOCK. Meaning cheap not a penny. They always lose value immediately. Mafia does a lot of this. Chinese, also using Beverly Hills brokers.
#11 PHONY HEALTH INSURANCE. You pay each month, but woe is you if you get SICK or injured! They didn't cover THAT!
#12 - PARTY HOSTESS HIRES WORKERS, STIFFS THEM ALL!
#13 H.R. BLOCK EMPLOYEES do your taxes, then they DO YOU! They steal your identity!
#14 HUBBY uses wife's CREDIT, then walks out with yacht, car, She has to repay a million bucks! And he still wants half the house!
#15. HOW NOT TO MAKE IT EASY for an IDENTITY THIEF! Tricks from a Lawyer. MORE TIPS gov gave us.
#16. LIST of the INSURANCE COMPANIES THAT ALWAYS STIFF YOU!
#17. MEDICAL BILLING A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING? Yeah, for the fraudulent "COLLEGE" that wants to sell you this pricey seminar! Not fer YEW!
#18. (coming soon,) PSYCH PHARM, A RACKET where SHRINKS, Doctors, CLINICS and INSANE ASLYLUMS, DRUG YOU TO SILLYPUTTY, STEALING HUGE SUMS from taxpayers, gov and patients!
#19. Bank and the Collection Agency wait for a Senior with a judgement against him/her, then close in
on their whole Social Security Check, take everything. State lets bank/agcy do it!#20 - DIVORCE, VALLEY STYLE. Low Rent Hubby who despises his wife mortgages the house every two years. Spends the money. Mortgages it again. Finally house is worth nothing, it's all mortgage. He divorces his wife. She can't get any of the house as none is left. She starts drinking even MORE heavily and is way too potted to hire a lawyer or even get to court, so he has to cough up no alimony at all.. This woman exists and now wanders my part of Reseda taking swigs out of a brown bag.
HAD ENOUGH? If not, we can play another 19 rounds.
Your call, bubula (he he he)SUGGST mew ripoffs, ERR, new ripoffs TO US cuz we're highly felonious cats!