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NATURE COUNTRY GA*RDENI*NG PAGE
Ya
got a lawn? If you do, DUMP IT FAST cuz it sez something awful about you. READ the “ IN PRAISE OF NO FRONT LAWN
(*an article you can CLICK on…) YOUR GREEN LAWN tells us that you’re a
bourgeoistwit and you’re spending a ton of money on feeding, cutting and
watering it, poisoning the environ with all the high maintenance chemicals it
needs and wasting money also spending ten times what you need to spend on fruit
and veggies when you could grow everything including the gas in your tank. If
you had a still to distill grains.
Lawns
are an abomination we inherited from the Tudors who played a lot of croquet.
Lawns are a frivolous vanity these days, now, in the time of Cholera. The
Millennium. The 21stCentury of overpopulation, RECESSION, FAMINE, INFLATION, Global warming & Chemical Ecodangers and governments
who don’t much want us here or they wouldn’t force GM seeds on us, forbid our
growing/ trading food that doesn’t enrich their chums! And already they’re
ending or cutting back the entitlements that we paid for, like Social Security
and Med-I-Care. Only they’re having the states do it too. Ahnold just cut
dental for poor adults in California. And Congress has several bills making it
illegal to grow food without huge licensing fees which will double food prices.
So tear out the lawn and start growing food for your family.
Let me
tell you a thing about lawns. They are NOT eco-friendly. Lawns eat up way way
more water than a vegie garden and orchard and they give you nothing but
sterile soil. They require you to waste vast quantities of money on the
fertilizers required to keep them green. Get rid of the thing. Replace it with
an orchard and a vegie garden! (Fence the front yard while you’re at it and getdrip emitters.My neighbor teaches EMITTER TECH at Pierce Agricultural
College a few miles from here. His front and back yards have this thin, black
plastic conduit pipe going down every line of growing things. An hour of turned
on pipes a day at the right time, (being A.M. and chosen by the computer robot,
he has nothing to do with it,) and he’s home free and I do mean free aswater
goes right into every plant’s area or pot so it ends up being much less cost
than me with my hose doing an hour in front, an hour in back, daily, and I end
up paying $1.50 a day for water. . See the deal is, this method is economical,
barely uses any water at all as you’re targeting the roots with the emitter
tips. ISRAEL did it to a million miles of DESERT, TURNED SAND INTO a GARDEN
full ofPROFITABLE
AGRICULTURE!
Now
is the time to turn over the lawn, rot it down into good soil, grow & eat
organic and have a good disease-free life. WHO NEEDS sprayed APPLES at 2$ a
pound? Not you. You can juice your crop all autumn and never spend a time on
BOTTLED stuff from concentrate. It doesn't matter what season it is when you
read this! If it's winter, summer, spring or autumn. TAKE OUT THE LAWN. OR use
part of it as a lawny path. Mark it with spray paint in meandering serpentines.
READ GARDEN LAYOUT.
You will need an oval pointed tip shovel,a flat shovel, a can of spray paint to
mark the edges of paths,a hand trowel of solid steel, not tin or plastic cuz they
bend as soil is damn hard when we start a new garden.
HOW TO GROW TIGHTLY SPACEDFOOD-BEARING FRUIT TREES, VINES, VEGETABLES when you FOODSCAPE THE AVERAGE CITY LOT – ANSWER:THE GROVE
EFFECT!
Walk the
vacant lot planning your curving, meandering paths. Mark them or spray them.
Start building your DRY STACK concrete edging or lumber and stakes. Keep the
paths narrow. You aren’t going to mow them, but if you want grass on paths,
measure your mower.I use plain dirt on all paths and all summer long, I life
off rich soil that erodes to it, with a MULCHER VULTURE.
Create
your compost pile as you will need SOIL at low cost, or free.A HUGE TRUCK FULL
OF MUSHROOM SPOOR is best soil ever, and the mushroom grower nearest your
homehas to get rid of it every two weeks. So offer to haul it away free. Go to
market, find out who's growing mushrooms in your area, phone / email them then
drive there. A few truck load trips and you're ready to grow. Hey, if
it’s summer when you’re at the super market, ask produce man for all the bags
of CORN HUSKS that are on site. Load your trunk, take home and compost them. He
usually has them stuffed into plastic bags the size of a man.
At
home, use soil amendments, the rotted corn husks from the super market in
summer, (bags high as your chest twice a day, easy) laid out, buried, are ready
in three months flat. Rot them down with a few trash cans full of manure, or if
you have a truck …a load of cow manure from a local dairy, with enough HEAT in
the rotting process that the weed seeds die. Compost your heap with a lot of
green leaves and grass so that it gets heated up. Bags of already rotted down
manure at 88c for a huge 2 cubic foot bag are cheap enough but they do not heat
up the pile. One great thing to add to your soil is a Bale of peat. Biggest one
at the store, about 14$. It must be added wet, so have a bucket handy. Add Sand
so that the peat won’t retain too much liquid. Old fashioned cat litter is a
great addition.Makes the soil very friable, even clay like mine. BUT remove
turds. The urine is the best part, really fertilizes! It is pure urea, just like
commercial urea costing l0$ a bag. They say pregnant women should never garden
in the soil there after, if you use cat litter due to toxiplasmosis virus. Plan
accordingly
Now, You
will need some seeds from the store. I like the 99c store as they sell 6
packets for a dollar. But friends’ gardens have all kinds of seed pods
maturing. ONLINE lists do, too. I give away seed. THE SEED LIST. If you
examine a plant, you will see where it is in its seed producing cycle. Wait til
the pod forms and dries somewhat..
NURSERY CULTURE: You will need all the good potting soil you can get for your seedlings which will be placed in flats. Ground soil isn't good enough, first it’s COLD in early SPRING, second it’s not accessible. Tear apart ping pong tables, put extra legs on, throw on South Side of the house, Tarp with plastic in winter. There’s your nursery. POTTING SOIL is way too expensive 5$ for two cubic feet ! So get mushroom spoor or make your own soil in a compost pile. Flats are available at garden centers. They will give them to you if you ask. Get to know the clerks there. Or use whatever apple box is around. Line them with anything, plastic is fine if you cut little holes for drainage. Burlap works, just as long as soil can not fall out of the holes. But you want some holes, little ones for extra water to drain out of the flat so plants do not rot. The irrigation must escape from some of the small holes so soil won't get sour! Sour soil rots the seeds.ALL THIS AMAZING TECHNOLOGY is COVERED IN THE BOOK THAT CATO THE ELDER LEFT THE ANCIENT ROMANS.
You will
be using the extant beds outdoors, creating meandering paths, PRIMER ON LAYOUT here.
You’ll be adding enrichments to the dirt in beds, not under the paths! While
you can buy dirt, by the truck load, or from a MUSHROOM producer, who has to
throw away a truck of spawn a week, don't buy it. Create your own. ADD stuff to
the yard soil. Seek out compost, that soft, fluffy, black soil you have in
little old crannies in the yard as opposed to the brown, dry, lumpy soil.. The
best compost is found under pinetrees, as the needles rot into acidic
humus. I don't see the sense in paying good money for dirt. You can manufacture
dirt! You should really start a compost pile. Use natural compost under bushes
for the time being, picking out the sow bugs as they eat seedlings but while the
seedlings are growing, which takes a while, you will be making compost piles
all over the garden. PILING trash, leaves, cat litter, kitchen garbage in each
mountain. Plant your seeds in the available compost that's already there,
probably enough for ten flats, start your garbage piles for September
planting.. then kick back and read these articles on
NEW! The
LAND TRUST, 14 families
build 14 houses on a 2 acre parcel.
INTENTIONAL COMMUNITIES. “He who has soil will toil,” Yogi Bhajan AVOID THAT
with a COMMUNAL FARM
THE COMMUNAL FARM as a CO-OP, based on the Method that saved PEOPLE in SPAIN!
It is incumbent
upon you to BUY REAL ESTATE.
STOCKS are BILK CITY!
NEW:The CISTERN. Every home should have one. If not, a TUB SYPHON for bath water to go to garden!
NEW! HOW TO GROW BERRIES FOR FREE – DUMPSTER
BERRIES! HALF ROTTEN. GROW JES’ FINE!
NEW!
PLANT CURB STRIPS with CURBSIDE
TREES!
FINE, ONLINE
REFERENCE LIBRARY FOR
GARDENERS!
ANALYZE, are you a CITY GARDENER or do you want to
BE SELF SUFFICIENT in the COUNTRY?
Do you want to increase your
house’s value with an EPIC GARDEN?
WHAT
WOULD IT TAKE TO LIVE IN THE COUNTRY
on a FEW ACRES of ORCHARDS?
HOW
TO FIND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VILLAGE OR TOWN IN CALIFORNIA or any state.
If
your RURAL LOT has pine trees, imagine this! Hand Built Rustic home!
HOW can my family and a few other
families share a farm for
annual vacation getaways?
What about Local Regulations about
LAND-USE, non-farm dwellings, non-ag-use? Won’t that prevent my moving ten
families in?
How to
pick a state? Easy. One with no
state income tax or Sales tax!
ONE WAY TO GET RID OF GARDEN BUGS ANOTHER WAY, THE FREE WAY
STARTINGA GARDEN
NEW! THE COUNTRY KITCHEN HAS TO BE LOW TECH! Just in case…
TOO MANY ROCKS? LUCKY YOU! HOW TO DO
WALLS
THE FIRST PROBLEMis INCREASING
TREND TOWARD WATER BEING RATIONED! EASY WAY
AROUND THOSE LAWS/ CODES is DRIP EMITTERS.
THE ROOT CELLAR – What did farmers
know? That the lights could go out?
IMAGINE A ROOF TOP GARDEN. See a few
different styles. Some, you won’t believe!
SNAILS are the NEXT PROBLEM
with BABY SEEDLINGS if you don’t use a raised TABLE
PLANTING IN JUNE
PARTYING IN THE GARDEN IN JUNE
MEANS KNOW YOUR BITING
INSECTS.
PLANTING in SEPTEMBER, which is the SECOND
SPRING, we get every year, in warmer zones at least.
A MONTH-BY-MONTH BLOW-BY-BLOW PAGE ON GARDEN CHORES
WINTER PLANTING for
southern latitudes/ Calif etc.
I am being EVICTED
from a RENTED HOME! What do I do with my GARDEN? Anita tells you “been
there, done that” & Boy, oh boy, you’re gonna LOVE the answer!
ANSWER to the MORTGAGE MELTOWN, A tear drop trailer andCOUNTRY
ROADS
A VAN
CONVERSION , AJUG OF WINE AND THEE BENEATH THE BOUGH!!
THE PATH TO DOING A GARDEN FOR FREE.
FIND your own Cutting Replication. Find the SEEDS. Know how to handle them. There are online Gardening tips related to PROPAGATION. GOOGLE that WORD plus the plant you want copies of.Add specific genus. And“replication” Plants and Cuttings” Putting a + sign between the words.
SPRINGTIME HAS SPRUNG! What do I do now?
More onCHORES FOR
JAN, FEB, MARCH
FDIC hasTWENTY YEARS to pay you
back your savings when their damn BANK CRASHES, so get the money out of the
savings accounts now and BUY
LAND
OK, I NOW OWN AN ACRE OF LAND. I TENT
ON IT, WEEK-ENDS, NOW WHAT? I’m Broke! ANSWER: HOW TO BUILD A CORD HOUSE
Build a WATTLE AND DAUB HOUSE – Take you a
week!
PUT in a CHIMNEY, STOVE, GRILL, all in
one. THE TWIG
STOVE IS WILD!!
GET OFF THE GRID, WIND GENERATORS
or PLAIN GENERATORS
‘FRAID to PUT YOUR
ON HAND CASH in A FARM? Needstronger motivation? What about this? Apocalypse is nigh. WHAT is in
your FRIDGE? PANTRY? Not much, right? Well at the first sign of a problem you
would need three weeks of food minimum. It can be in your garden, ALIVE,
waiting to be eaten! Or in barrels with dry ice as in grains, pulse, seeds to
grind and nuts in the shell. A huge yard dedicated to growing food year ‘round
is gonna get you thru what MIGHT be headed our way!
THE FUTURE. COMIN’ AT YA!
FASTER THAN YA THINK!
Think you can’t duke it out I the wilderness? A farmer told me: “ I own my grandfather's house which he bought (cash) with money he earned during the depression.My wife and I have already prepared the perfect recipe for these times:we have zero debt.We don't have much but what we have is ours and daily we're becoming better off relative to our mutual-funded and over-mortgaged yuppie neighbors.I'm already harvesting rhubarb, onions and asparagus here and the lettuce, peas and carrots are coming up and there's deer, rabbits and turkeys in the woods so if worse came to worse, we'd make it.The wife makes wonderful preserves and I'm a fair hand at brewing my own beer and wine.As we often tell people, the downturn means little to us since we never had bugger all to begin with. My wife does some office work and housecleaning and I am a carpenter/plumber so we always seem to be able to scratch together a few bucks. Freedom from want doesn't come from wealth....it comes from not wanting so much.”
VISIT THE SURVIVAL INDEX and the FUTURE INDEX
GARDEN CAREERS,FENCE BUILDERS, STONE COLLECTORS, MOSS COLLECTORS, STONE FENCES, REDWOOD BOOKS SHELVES MADE OF OLD FENCES, BUILDING NEW PINE FENCES.
WHY stop at a free garden? You can
build a whole freebie HOME.
THE JOY OF MUD FLOORS
THE
JOY OF THEWOOD STOVE
OR
PELLET BURNING STOVE, TWICE THE HEAT, HALF THE COST
Paranoia
Acres. A study in THE REASONS TO leave the
city.
TREES =JAM! The THRILL OF THE ORCHARD
NEIGHBORS COOPERATING TO TURN LAWNS INTO FOOD PRODUCING GARDENS.
URBAN
APARTMENT DWELLERS TAKING OVER
VACANT LOTS!
PASSIVE HEATING, NO BILL
and no CHILL!
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HOW TO DUMP THE CITY and MOVE TO THE COUNTRY
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HOW TO MAKE A FARM EARN MONEY
ODDBALL CASH CROPS. JUNIPER BERRIES for
DIABETICS
LUCRATIVE CASH CROPS. Things big city oligarchs
pay dearly for! BERRIES-- SWEET
ONIONS, MAUI ONIONS, ELEPHANT GARLIC. ---- SESAME.--- WASABI
or CHINEESE HORSERADISH --- GINSENG - HERBS - CAPERS!
The SINGLE
MOST PROFITABLE CROP YOU
CAN HAVE, SMOKED FISH.What else goes for 20$ a lb?
CHESTNUTS, the NUT is 4$ an
lb, the FLOUR is 12$ an lb. ! !
What talents will
the Gentleman Farmer convert to cash most easily? The late MASTER TIV TELLS us what
he thinks.
PANNING FOR GOLD, FUN, HEALTHY,
VERY HIGH PAYING.
Before you leave town, Dept of Rehab will pay you to study up
on the dozen trades you’ll need out on the farm
WHY WOULD my family WANT TO LIVE IN BumFuck Idaho?
Out in the middle of Nowhere?
What are the tricks of Surviving in
the middle of NOWHERE? HERE are the SECRETS OF COUNTRY LIVING. Is nowhere
safer than the CITY? YES!
RURAL SURVIVALISM
HOW COULD ONE CREATE A SAFE COZY FARM?
Can I build houses on my land? Build with Strawclay It’s dirt-cheap!
You have enough of it lying around fer gawdsakes!
CREATING
an INEXPENSIVE RURAL HOME
BUYING DEMOLISHED ARCHITECTURAL ARTIFACTS,VERY LOW cost & VERY beautiful!
MICKY
MOUSE THE CEMENT AND SAVE
ALL KINDS OF MONEY! Secrets of a Master builder!
CISTERN TECHNOLOGY 101
…ENDLESS h20
HOW TO BUY A BIG OLE FARM, YOU AND TEN
PALS, GET AROUND ZONE LAWS BY CREATING INDIVIDUAL, Agrarian “WORKER” VILLAS for each
FAMILY in your COMMUNE AND do it as a non profit tax exempt foundation!
REALIZE that RURAL LIFE CAN BE ROUGH
LIVING. A Farmer’s Warning.
I’m just a pretty girl, how can I get a
farm?
CALIFORNIA DREAMINGOrWHAT REAL CHANCE DOES A CITY
SLICKER HAVE IN THE COUNTRY?
SOLAR ENERGY, FOR FREE
THE “ACRES U.S.A.
“ WEBSITE, ORGANIC
TECH, Advanced class
BASIC TRICKS OF FARM LIVING one must confront, learn to handle
FARMER/BUILDER TELLS US how he got his
HOME out of the TRASH!
GARAGE SALES AT FARMS NEARBY provide WOOD. Farmer tells all.
BUILDING OUT OF ADOBE, VERY CHEAP, LASTS
FOREVER, NATURALLY COOL!
CROPS TO GROW ON YOUR NEW FARM:
Grab a bag at the Healthfood store and
plant MILLET and QUINOA
DIG A ROOT CELLAR. GORGEOUS, USEFUL, NO NEED FOR
ELECTRICITY to keep your food cold. Then learn to make your own cheese! Easy
and lucrative!
Grow PROTEIN (just in case the
country has an emergency)
MAKE YOUR OWN CHARCOAL out of HARD WOOD,
PRUNINGS. My neighbor did (cough cough)
GARDEN AND
FARMING PROBLEMS, CHALLENGES
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SERFS, TENANTS OR WORKERS? Who DO I LET
IN? THE TALE of HARV’s
HIPPIE HAVEN FARM
A BETTER IDEA, 35 families you adore, in a Limited
Partnership. Together, they BUY THE FARM. It’s done as an ANONYMOUS CORPORATION
535.A.D. HowKrakatoapunched the planet’s
lights out for 18 months. Agriculture failed, almost everybody
on planet Earth died.
THE
EMERGENCY SURVIVAL
SITE. Everything you wanted to
know about FEEDING YOURSELF during a ‘LIGHTS OUT” or on NOAH’s ARK. Like… FOR
YEARS ON END. Solar ovens, growing fish in a barrel. You will LOVE this site!
How YELLOW STONEcould do the
same to AMERICA!!! Caldera ready to blow!
THINK IN TERMS OF GROWING SPROUTABLES.
(mung beans, alfalfa seeds, ) in case that happens
TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE, that is
the Question. Second article on how Bees are dying off, threatening all AGRICULTURE.
What does this mean for you? BEELESS IS TREELESS! No seeds will grow inside
fruit without BEES? But…DO NOT WORRY. YOU CAN PROVIDE YOURSELF WITH HEALTHIER
BEES than bee ranchers have. The secrets!!
REASONS to THINK TWICE ABOUT GOING TO
THE COUNTRY (the downside!)
THE FUTURE INDEX & THE SURVIVAL INDEX The
COMPLETE INSTRUCTION GUIDE
FOODS WE HAVE TO GROW CUZ
FARMERS SCREW ‘EM UP with poison, or use dumb
hybrids built for LONG SHELF LIFE having no FLAVOR or they could be TRANSGENIC!
Does that mean CARROTS HAVE NO …err…ARE
LITTLE STUMPS? …I’m outta here.
SWEET YELLOW
CORN has disappeared from supermarkets. Whazzat about? WE GOTTA GROW
THAT FINE STUFF! WHITE just doesn’t cut it.
CARROTS ARE MADE OF STEEL THESE DAYS.
CARDBOARDTOMATOS,ENDEMIC! Secrets
here!
WHAT OTHER FOODS MUST WE GROW?
Garbanzos, beans, Mex markets have PERUVIAN BEAN SEED, a fab choice..Fruits,
veggies, herbs And the EASIEST
ONES?
HOW DO WE SURVIVE THE FUTURE COMING AT US?
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