STAND UP ACTIVISM (I.E. COMEDY)
HOW TO GET STARTED by Anita Sands Hernandez
You will change the times you live in. That means
the culture, the people, the government, all of it.
AN ODE TO THE COMIC
I've never seen nor will we see --
a comic from the G.O.P
Humor's insurgent, leftist, progressive,
impish counter-culture, slaying dragons regressive.
You want controversy, views-- anger making
Bill Maher will bring home your eggs & your bacon!
In flicks there's Sasha Baron and Michael Moore
Buy, rent and share their RADICAL LORE.
Wit dresses to the left ala Stewart, Colbert and Carlin.
Tho at times it pontificates like the late great Marlon.
A single gal slays the American Buffalo,
a lady named Janene Garofalo!
Sadly, one bright guy (until he switches
and joined the right wing sonvabitches--)
thought he'd speak for the conservative tack !
Dennis Miller didn't DIE, but is jobless in fact,
Quixotes joust with Matrix cant
adopting anti-racist slant.
One willing wit the system does mock
a young gun name of Chris Rock
Lenny fought off the anti pleasure contingent
the Presbyterian ethos (sexless, astringent.)
'Let us have profanity, sex, drugs and such!'
Out of Lenny came the Sixties, thank you so much.
So get your humor hot and flashing!
Liberal grist feeds reformist passion!
Fit out your mind in armor and spear.
Welcome leftist comics when they appear
How do you start on being a culture changing comedian? FIRST, Find a 12$ CD By Woody ALLEN. WHOOPS I THINK I JUST FOUND IT ONLINE FREE! http://www.allmusic.com/album/woody-allen-on-comedy-mw0000006739
THEN, practice comic rap slyly in conversation at parties! Don't tell guests or new chums that you're practicing. Just stand there and do it. Have a 5 minute long "bit" to start. Gradually increase it, finding new listeners of course.
Last, create a local actors' comedians' writers/ screenwriters' FREE COMEDY CO-OP. Such a group starts if you start it. EASY to do really. Use Craigs List to PUT OUT an AD in the TALENT SECTION, reading: "LET's START an ACTORS' COMEDIAN'S CO-OP here in town. VIDEO DP's actresses, screenwriters directors invited. You get tape on yourself so you can attract agents, jobs." Hang it at University Film School bulletin board.
Doing an ad at Craigs, you "feel the waters." as it were. You test market the idea. LOTSA kids will write you in answer to this ad. Keep their email addresses in a PC list. THE COOP list. CALL IT CO-OP. Easier to type than CO-OPERATIVE! COMEDY CO-OP. You can get 5$ a head from every one who attends for 'snacks and 4-the room.' Get a preacher to give you the church basement convincing him that your group will change society. It's really 'STAND UP ACTIVISM'
You know how to make EMAIL lists? Where you type one word and twenty names go into the email? I am so used to the fantastic email client inside NETSCAPE BROWSER VERSION 4.7 (vintage 1995) that I forget that
all browsers don't have good EMAIL SOFTWARE tucked inside. Tell me what you do have, I'll download it, play with it and see if it's as good as NETSCAPE VERSION 4.7 browser's in house mail and particularly, its LIST MAKING ability.
SOME things we need to learn to run an internet advertised COMEDY CO-OP, perhaps as a paying biz.
1.) ADVANCED MAIL LIST TECH. Master your BROWSER's EMAIL CLIENT. EUDORA
has a downloadable online mail client with all the bells and whistle.
Hundred bucks I think. For that reason, I don't use it, I USE NETSCAPE
BROWSER vers 4.7 which has a similar built in mail client with the
features of EASY VISIBILITY, easy list making. And free, did I mention? FREE!
2.) BASIC DOS FILE MANAGEMENT. Even these windows systems use the old
DOS language underneath. HAVING A TEXT reading FILE MANAGER is useful.
go to http://www.ztree.com and download it free, and play with it.
3.) Knowing your basic WORD PROGRAMS. My pc's in last 20 years have had various software for writing articles like this one here, HTM is the industry standard. HYPER TEXT MODE. I used to use Word Perfect for DOS, (easy collation of pages was its main feature. With one click you could ask for another page to be inserted, put in name and voila! THAT FILE GOT SUCKED RIGHT IN.
COLLATING the twenty chapters of a NATAL HOROSCOPE quickly with a single FUNCTION KEY (shift F10) slide VENUS
in AQUARIUS in right behind MERCURY IN PISCES. Assemble a natal chart by collating its features. Bing Bing Bing!
The LEGAL industry used WORD PERFECT FOR DOS to assemble contracts. I loved it and it has never been beat. Then WORD PERFECT FOR WINDOWS. Then the different MICROSOFT varieties of WORD, 1997, vers. 2000.
4.) TODAY I DOWNLOAD (FREE) A really GOOD HTM WORD PROCESSOR called SEAMONKEY. Similar to the GATES WORD chorus. From Gates we learned the various FORMATTING REFINEMENTS, different FONTS and different colors for your fonts, *Paragraph HEADERS with BOLD FACE, Stars or indents, DIFFERENT widths of column, and simple formula for adding graphics. I USED to use the word processor that is inside of my NETSCAPE BROWSER called "COMPOSER" as graphics are added most easily to files with it. Download Netscape Version 4.7 online, free IF you have a PC with an O.S. from the 90's. It works up to VISTA I believe. Maybe WINDOWS 7. Which I never had.
5.) BURNING CDS - Selling them could be an idea, depending on the biz.
6.) Learn to use CRAIGS LIST for placing ads. http://home.earthlink.net/~loveguru/craig.htm
I am always here to help you, coach you, espec two little tricks for SEAMONKEY HTM WORD PROCESSING
ANITA SANDS Hernandez in L.A. Calif 818-774-1939 PS I'll tell you about my date with LENNY Bruce, too.
Our 'POSTER-BLOGGER' is ANITA SANDS HERNANDEZ, Los Angeles Writer, Researcher, mother of 4, grandmother of 6 & career Astrologer. Catch up with her websites TRUTHS GOV WILL HIDE & NEVER TELL YOU, also The FUTURE, WHAT'S COMIN' AT YA! FRUGAL LIFE STYLE TIPS, HOW TO SURVIVE the COMING GREAT DEPRESSION, and Secrets of Nature, HOLISTIC, AFFORDABLE HEALING. Also ARTISANRY FOR EXPORT, EARN EUROS... Anita is at firstname.lastname@example.org . Get a FREE natal horoscope "my money/future life" reading now + copy horoscope as a Gif file graphic! No smarter DESTINY reading out there .
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