BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD! I have a six month old, beautiful, long hair tabby cat named Beavis & when you let him sit in your arms and carry him around the garden, he purrs and puts both his paws on your forearm as if it were a car window, and he watches the passing scenery and bingo, I am cured of all my worldly ambitions and will just go out daily and bring home real meat for him and his 9 relatives, never meat by-products!
If you want to have to drag home real meat and be totally cured of ambition, join me. I will let you carry Beavis around the house, garden sidewalks and you too can become a mindless tool of a feline's whim.
MAKE IT PORK CHOPS TODAY MOMMA. The OTHER WHITE MEAT. COME RIGHT BACK
WE WANNA WALK AROUND THE PROPERTY SEVERAL dozen TIMES.... Got that?
And now you wanna see a picture of the real BUTTHEAD? RIGHT DOWN AN INCH, BELOW. That's ME!
And I want to say, Cornish Game hens are a Buck Forty each today, and I weigh them carefully with my hand, only picking birds that are two lbs, so I can get a dozen for 15$ CHICKENS are l0 LBS for $6.90. QUARTERS. I bag/freeze most, simmer two, cool, pick off skin and bones for the POSSUMS in garden who get fed at 9PM and cats get fed in WINTER at 6 pm so they don't go near possum food. The felines have skinned, simmered shredded chicken meat. GREENS are good in the 'boil' edible weeds only.
BEAVIS: That sounds fine, Mom. Whatever. Just return promptly for my walk.
Rule number one of feeding a cat is to KEEP an ARSENAL of ingredients in the fridge, freezer and PANTRY! You don't want to run out to the market at midnight just for the cats, so your fridge should always contain:
GREENS FROM THE GARDEN , collards, swiss chard, chicory and kale. These are very expensive lately if bought. Grow them, unless you can shop at those lower cost ‘barrio’ markets. We have Korean, Persian, Chinese markets scattered across the city of L.A. However, also in California, greens grow year round and are free if you grow them. Spinach has too much oxalic acid for both animals and us. Humans can eat spinach raw, I understand, and it doesn't bother us, cooked the spinach can cause excretion of calcium. Carrots are also good. I simmer them in crock pot with a whole chicken, then blend them to mush, add to the meats.
FROZEN TURKEY BURGER- In California, the 'plastic pound weight bullet' was $1.29. less on sale but that was Years ago. Now it's 3$. Used to Keep a freezer full. NOT NOW. CHURCH GIVEAWAY has expired date turkey and it's always fine. I even eat it.
EGGS- At 99c store, we pay .99c a box of a dozen eggs. (I am updating this article in 2020. PRICES not that way now.) Now it's 3$, so it's not cheap. But we extend it with vegies so it ends up being . Less. Ten yrs of diabetes, my sis has to give me egg yolks; she can eat only whites so I have plenty frozen. Sometimes you find sales, 20 large eggs for $3.49 at Kroger store, on sale. Generally 3$ a dozen. Which is great for chicken farmers.
The famed .99c store used to have canned dog food for 33c for a 13 oz can, 44c for the 26 oz can. IT said DOG FOOD on it but meat is meat. I add steamed vegies to it, anyway. That not only makes it more nutritional it makes it more high mineralized and reduces per ounce cost! I quit when I heard about Chinese adding melamine to canned petfood. Today I buy American made dogfood, avoiding the varieties that have lumps of soy meat in meaty aroma gravy. I noted cats would eat the gravy and not the lumps. I carefully look at label to exclude gravy brands. I may only feed canned meats once a month when they are found on BENT CAN RACK half price. I save them for ferals who come around. Reason I give canned meat so rarely is this:
Anita: “pet owners feed canned food as it’s easy and they’re thinking ‘meat is meat’. NOT SO. Canned dog and cat food contains dead diseased dogs, cats, and road kill. Carnivores, which is what dogs and cats are, were designed to eat vegetarian animals. They need organ meat with every meal. Don't cook your veggies, pulverize them into raw fresh meat, and add about 30% organ meat also raw and chopped up. You don't have to worry about salmonella, they are not omnivore like us. Also FYI, any food that is labeled dog or cat food, by federal law must contain diseased animals, and there are no laws to prevent the manufacturers from adding additive drugs, so you pet will crave certain brand names. This is a multi million/billion dollar business, and they will try to squash people like you who advocate not using their products. BE CAREFUL who you send this to. The show Hard Copy a few years ago, did a special on how it is the pet food industry that picks up the animals at the vets and animal shelters to put into the pet food. So what ever meds they were on, or the Phenobarbital that was used to put them down, is in your pet food. You can learn more about this from vet Pat McKay. She used to be here in Pasadena, but now has sort of retired in NV. Her daughter is selling her vitamins and other products. Her recipe for home made food is on her web site http://www.patmckay.com You can also learn more from other sites. Google search terms like pet diet, recipes.
THE VEGAN “BUDWIG” PET DIET: I found this online: “Many dogs and cats have regained their health by having blended flax seed oil and cottage cheese in their diet. Dogs & cats also will benefit from eating RAW cancer-fighting vegetables but do not give them fruit. Chop up, grate or put through a food processor various raw cancer-fighting vegetables: carrots, tomatoes, Romaine lettuce, cabbage, beets, broccoli, cauliflower, etc. mixed with a RAW egg, some raw chicken, fish or various RAW meats. Plus, continue flax oil and cottage cheese one or two times a day depending on tolerance. Adjust the amount depending on the size of your pet. because dogs & cats need more protein than humans, they should not be on a vegetarian diet, but a protein centered diet.This is different from the Budwig diet for people who are not well. For people, the diet is primarily vegetarian. Dogs and cats benefit from a diet rich in essential fatty acids (EFAs). Like humans, they lack the ability to produce needed Essential Fatty Acids on their own. So, adding liquid refrigerated cold-pressed flax seed oil to their diet helps them in various ways.Try to avoid commercial dog foods, especially those dried cereal types. Dogs and cats need real foods that are fresh and raw. You can introduce these into their diet slowly if you wish.”
THE CEREAL QUESTION. In humans and animals, if cereal is poorly digested, the consumer gets sniffly mucus, runny nose, so test run well cooked brown rice with your costly proteins. It does bring the price per pound down quite a bit. I used to use some super wellcooked, soft brown rice with my freshly cooked meat stews back when they used to sell 3 lbs of brown rice for 99c, and you could cook a pot up, very soft, takes 1 ½ hrs at slow heat. I’d add this to shredded chicken or even pork and beef but now rice tripled or quadrupled and 99c store no longer even has this fine offer. BASMATI is 80c an lb now. Beef went sky high, but pork on sale is still a good buy at 99c an lb. So you can do a RICE/ VEGETABLE and pork or chicken MEAT MASH: I cook carrots, Swiss chard, collards, dice or mash or both, then add to meat. One can add eggs at this point. No egg white can be raw. I thought I was doing halo-earning work until I GOT THE ABOVE RENDERING DEAD PETS from POUND into canned dog food LETTER from a DOG ACTIVIST. And I read HOWARD LYMAN’s WEBSITE his, ARTICLE ON PETFOOD. There are a lot of new holistic pet food businesses out there fighting the pet food industry by offering alternatives, however the meat is very costly. A carton of cans can be double digit in cost. Use a food processor for raw veggies, throw in some stewed real meat, cheap stuff from the super market meat department. Remember, when you feed your pets raw natural food, they will automatically detox, so let now talk about NO VACCINATIONS. They'd be redundant if you have cats with great immune systems from healthfood diets. Just do your animal worming with PUMPKIN SEEDS. Or use BLACK WALNUTS, ENGLISH WALNUTS, their green husk is a vermacide, google up recipes to turn green walnut husks into a remedy . AND AVOID R ABIES VACS as the vacs cause cancer at the site of needle, especially rabies shots.
RAW LIVER - You can't get B-complex from anything but organ meat. You have to give it once or twice a month to yourself and the animals. Brains, kidneys but especially LIVER; all work. As barely cooked as possible, to keep vitamins intact.
FISH HEADS- Get all the butcher will give you. Simmer them gently for a while, clean off meat, discard all bones. A coarse strainer may catch them all, but make certain nobody gets a bone. You get a thick soup made of fish eyes, brains, cheek flesh. You can use spines for the soup after you and the kids remove and eat the fillets but let no bone hide in the final creation. Bury the big bag of bones deep under flower beds, or if no garden, bag it up and discard in trash can that has a good lid.
GRAINS- Millet, Corn Tortillas, oats, brown rice. Cats don't eat grains in nature, but many whole grains are partial amino acids and combined with broth and meat carrots and home grown greens, are perfectly edible and certainly drive the price for the meal down. Unless you're paying 3$ a cannister for oats! Oats are 99c at the famed 99c store! My neighbor gave me several bags and cartons of mashed potato dust. I wouldn't eat it on a bet, but I occasionally make up a pan of gravy or have oils left after cooking meat, I drop in a cup of potato dust, add water, stir over flame til it turns into pudding, cool, give "as is" to possums or add to canned meats. THEY ADORE IT! No mucus, either, which they do get from kibble!
BABY CAT FOOD- Gerbers meats, carrots, greens are fine if you're rich. Always add 1/4 vegies to the can of meat. So bottle of vegies will last for four meals. So when you shop, purchase 1 can vegies to 4 cans meat. Seal vegie can and toss after 3 days. Vegies not tasty then. Goats milk another thing that can't be kept long. So buy it when there are babies in the house and mothers run out. Add a raw egg yolk to a half cup of milk, whisk, serve with eyedropper. Give anything left to adults.
CHICKEN- Leg quarters go down to .69c on sale now in 2008. On sale, whole chickens can be 59c an lb. When they're cheap, buy lots as you'll need them later. Whole chickens are great as the humans eat the breast meat, cats demolish everything else. But keep neck from the cats. They can handle all bones except the neck bone which is same size as their trachea.
CORNISH GAME HENS- In 2008, I’m surprised to find these at $1.40 a bird. On sale. I gather all the big ones, weighing two lbs, and those birds cost 70c an lb. That’s within my budget. Simmer in crockpot or fry on slow flame. I split breast so I can fan out the bird.
COOKING FATS derived from ANIMAL SOURCES are useful to butter the animal's vegies or for the crows. I make crow food during breeding season when there are no seeds on ground as in Autumn. (recipe below) I skim all boiled chicken soups by fridging them. Next morning, lift off chunks of fat, store in any pckg sealed, in freezer. I use a big fist full for cooking or adorning cheap meats or vegies for cats. No human wants to eat these fats. We're aware of the vein clogging tendencies but the fat molecules will make your cooking more oliferous and nose-friendly and savory to your feline customers! Boiling chickens daily will provide more fat than cats can use.
CANNED FISH. My super’s bent shelf has mackeral from Ensenada Mexico, canned, 15 oz, reduced in price. ANYTHING under a buck a pound I get for cats. I lift fillets out into water, rinse salt off, put onto plate, remove bones each with a little deft tug.
FATS FROM HUMAN COOKING; SAVE it in freezer. Small amts are good on stale bread for raccoons or possums. THERE IS a way to render this fat for making soap so go to soapmakers' websites or lists.
RICH CAT- Give each cat a half of those small chickens called "capons" --- raw. Wash thoroughly, soak in vinegar and water, (l tsp to a few qts water) to kill salmonella. Cuz we're serving it RAW. Rinse. No need to bone it. The cats discard the parts of bones they cannot eat, and get the marrow out of most bones. Sweep patio so the finished, clean bones go off into flower beds. They add calcium. Never give any animal poultry BONES that were COOKED. DOGS cannot have PORK bones but beef bones are OK.
POOR CAT- Meat must be extended with Greens from the garden, chicory, collards, swiss chard, kale but not spinach, too much oxalic acid.. or Carrots, unpeeled. Simmer carrots a good 20 mins, then mash. Simmer, swiss chard STEMS (white part) doing them together, first until soft. Then add softer, quicker greens, the swiss chard tops, chicory take less time than kale or collards. Swimmer lightly until wilted. You can throw chicken fat in on vegies, stir in well. Also squeeze viricidal garlic cloves in to the mix at this point. Add to any protein (canned meat,) to 'extend' it. Add grains to extend it even more.BEGGAR CAT- If you want to feed wild animals, feral cats or dogs, do it the same time each day so as not to have traffic showing up hungry all the time. GO OUT AND REPO THE PLATES FAST in case a PASSING DOG sniffs your back garden and sees he can jump the wall into your front yard.
RITZY MEAL: Fry up two tbsps of your house fats, the chicken beef fat you got out of your own soups. That you stored in fridge. TORN UP stale CORN TORTILLAS always get saved. They go into it, (Most Mex markets have at least one brand with no cellulose and no preservatives. I get 3dozen pckg size keep fridged and they last a few weeks). Tortillas get sauteed in the mixed beef/ chicken fat, lightly for thirty seconds. Add a few cups of those broths that you save from vegies or meats. At this point add quick cooking grains like oats or leftover cooked rice. Now simmer. Corn tortilla pieces will plump up. Grains like oats fill wi liquid. Then last minute, add raw eggs, stirring until lightly cooked or a dish of leftover scrambled eggs. Turn a few times, turn off heat. Put in big feeding bowls of unbreakable material, in front driveway. Wild animals will adore this! You can add some vegies if you want. I once attracted a raccoon and many times possums but possums will eat kittens so be cautious. ALL kittens should be in the house, away from MARSUPIALS and FELINE TOMS or MALES, too. KITTEN time, males live outdoors, doors locked.
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