IF YOU HAVE A WEBPAGE WITH A LOT OF LIVE LINKS ON IT??? URL CHECK ALL THE TIME!
I AM A ROBOT SPIDER, I CRAWL THE NET LOOKING FOR DEAD LINKS
AND IF YOUR PAGE HAS THEM, YOU WILL NOT "MAKE THE FINAL CUT."
I LOVE URL CHECKERS SO MUCH that I WRITE THE OWNER/TEKKIES TO TELL THEM what a public service they do for us amateur, website-designing, cottage biz-owning, self-merchandising (off the grid) hippie guerilla capitalist entrepreneurs. You want the hits you gotta URL-CHECK REAL REG! Cuz GOOGLE don't DO NO DEAD LINKS, SONNY and if you don't have GOOGLE you do not have a BUSINESS or a WEBPAGE or a READER SEEKING YOU WHO CAN FIND YOU!
So here's today's VALENTINE to a freebie online URL CHECKER. DEAR DR LINK CHECKER I cannot believe how FINE YOUR URL CHECKER IS. I am tempted to give you guys a free AD for it. WOW. Dazzling. I've found the others in this field want to sell us software, services, won't use urls with slashes, so there is NOBODY in your field. Used to be another but they made you wait ten min as it checks for signs of life in each article or heading on your index page.Forget its name. It was SLOW LOAD! made me wish I smoked tabakky! I'm talking a whole HERSHEY BAR worth of time to wait on it. NOT YOU GUYS! I want to tell the world about your CHECKER thingie that makes sure I don't have ROBOT SEARCH ENGINE dumping me as I spout so many dead URLS. You weed out the corpses. You're like having a FREE GARDENER and Mortician in ONE!
So I'll do my ad this way: DEAR PUBLIC. Half of the url checkers you will google only exist to make you download their costly software. NOT the fellows whom you google as they are all false pretenses but GO TO DOCTOR LINK CHECK <http://www.drlinkcheck.com/> WOW! DR LINK does an url check for free and l00 times faster than OTHER FREE URL CHECKERS, perhaps so you will recognize their talent and character and come to them for other things. PROBLEM IS, it only does check for a few hundred times and when you love it, the thing starts asking you to sign up for 13$ a month. AND IT WON'T WORK FOR FREE ANYMORE! SO USE IT ABUSE IT THEN LOSE IT, when it puts hand out, switch to the GREAT LINK CHECKER, "DEADLINK CHECKER"
I WANT TO have ALL MY 7,000 ARTICLES "GOOGLE-ACCESSIBLE!" I have a lot of "LIFE 101" webpages out there. I have to check URLs for signs of life all the time or spiders & robots seize up, run away and shun my pages. YEAH like you're a leper or something just because you have a dead website listed as a live url. The robot spots that he SPITS YOU OUT and all your witchcraft along with it and your gorgeous site is for naught.
AN URL CHECKER is your main friend if you have a website. Even your WEBSITE designer will NOT TELL YOU. He got your money already, he doesn't care of you get the robot spider visiting your pages loving them and your making more money from his work. Because he got PAID ALREADY. It is the hits that get you listed, the robot spider getting through ok on each one of them that get you the clickability. Check my list of 2 URL Checkers! You will see THEY both ROCK! BUT DEAD LINK is faithful, DR LINK BAILS.
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