AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS

These are quotes to read to your children at the table one night while they eat. We often can absorb and digest new ideas if we are eating at the same time.

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do
read the newspaper you are misinformed."
-Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a
man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill

A government which taxes Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support
of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what
to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich
countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to
teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live
at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as
possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics
won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in
session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at
one end
and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The
inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the
taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill
the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to
take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

NOW, after you read those quotes to the kiddies, to see how many 'get them.'
and how many of your kids DO NOT get them, which should occasion a
soft, careful EXPLAINING of realities ...then take them to see 44 US Presidents -
George Washington to Barack Obama here, online. It's a Seamless Transition
from one photo to another! It would be interesting to know how this is
done. Turn up the volume. Forty-four presidents, backed by Ravel's Bolero.
http://www.flixxy.com/presidents-morphing.htm

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