HOW TO GET INTO POLITICS AND CREATE CHANGE
Are you a progressive firebrand? Then, the perfect hobby for YOU is being PRESIDENT of the USA! Scan this easy, fun, free way to enter politics! Imagine yourself on the White House Lawn holding press conferences, double taxing the big corporations and putting the screws to gadzillionaires and spending the money on Full Pell Grants for High School grads, better public schools, free health care for all. Try our fun, fast and effective method. No law degree needed! No high falooting cronies required!
"I have tried this method and DAMN! It works" Ross Perot
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Say you're this gregarious firebrand tree-hugging progressive who is clocking Obama and faulting him on his faux 'progressive' moves. You have bionic eyesight about what society really needs, like adios IMF/ Federal Reserve, court systems back off on swallowing ghetto dwellers into prisons, make every penalty a college education. Get imaginative. You have a sharp sense of what's missing from the crazy HEALTH BILL, preventative health training for every citizen, restraint at the fast food hut created with food stamps so the poor will eat out of grocery stores, no junk allowed. Free dentists! You have ideas, admit it! You would be superb in politics, the one job in America that creates mega evolution and which requires no college degree and has a lifelong pension with body guards.
Politics is safe, satisfying on emotional levels particularly if you're a revolutionary. This career is perfect for an extroverted TYPE A and where else are you guaranteed that crowds will line up behind you when you show your anger at the system? That rage at the machine is exactly how you garner a sphere of influence. The more you share your perception that humanity is still living in quagmire cave times, and we need to plow ahead on upgrades, and then the more you are specific about the KIND of upgrade needed, the better you'll do. The higher and mightier the enemy you pick, the more you become heard and visible.
If you have a sonorous voice (no scratchiness that makes listening to you torture) be kind to your fellow humans and go for this career. If you NOT ONLY have timber but the ability to be an off-the-cuff SPEAKER, and you also have the gift of a sotto voce that can go into the lower register, whisper and make people weep combined with a memory for stats ---fergawdsakes, run for office!
Assemble a team out of your first fans. Develop your group's ability to GATHER stats, INFORMATION and first write it down, then memorize the events/ numbers or issues like flash cards. Write pieces for editorial pages. For blogs, for Facebook/Twitter. Quilt the issues up into speeches and find places that resemble that London park where George Bernard Shaw stood on a soapbox.
Let fame rain down on you like a perfumed, tropical shower. Running for office is a job where even if you don't win, you can go down in history for your speeches. Hearing you speak will be like enrolling in the "YOUR NAME HERE" COLLEGE for two hours.
We who heard you at the OCCUPY were privileged to get into those classes where at each speaking event, you ripped the caveman cro-Magnon system a new one. Nobody will ever forget the hour and minute their brain lurched into LIFE from a spark you shot. Are you that GOOD? You'll never know until you practice. Start with a cocktail party. A street festival. Take the TIME, take the BOTHER to edify and stupefy. Practice putting foam on a head of beer. Verbal pyrotechnics. Know your cookies. The facts, the stats. Simple scanning and memorizing, repeating it to yourself. 13 trillion national debt, 17,000 for each man, woman and child.
JFK could read a book in an hour. He scanned. He did speed-reading. Could memorize issues and the stats both. And when he spoke? BE STILL MY HEART! He was INTERESTING!
I hope actor Alec Baldwin enters politics. He graduated NYU, is smarter than a DIOR DRESS! He's cute, has a big mouth on him which I love He told his daughter off when she bought into ex-wife's scandal mongering and dissed her daddy. Most dads are afraid not to be loved. They put up with stuff. Baldwin is NOT afraid of that and that makes a good politician. Wimps should not run for office. Kiss and Kuddle coveters neither. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alec-baldwin/what-occupy-wall-street-h_b_1096920.html
Know someone who's like that? IZZIT YOU? If so see the 'candidate guidelines.' http://www.parade.com/news/2011/10/how-to-win-the-nomination.html
Read that? Good, See? It's not hard! You can do all the above! Running for office has as a primary feature that you can start from the very bottom of the pile, with no law degree, no posh job, no big image, as long as you have Gab and Gather skills. Ask Adolph Hitler! JFK was a war vet not a lawyer! Simple Bachelor of Science degree. Went into the Navy before doing post grad work even. Sure, a PHD helps ---but the main qualifier would be a great smile, great wit, great pie charts and TV ads like Ross Perot had and your basic Gab and Gather skills and puhlenty of RAGE at the System! (well, the holes in it, the system's a good idea, it's the current loopholes that stink, not the system.)
You need an ability to spot those loopholes, TALK about them so that others get steamed, talk coherently, elegantly and maybe even with occasional dry wit like one of my faves, GORE VIDAL.
With wit, issues, speeches and speaking engagements, and a team of researchers, speech writers behind you, you will start up the trail of public appearances, marshaling forces. That means GETTING people TO JOIN YOU. You will hit the university campuses, give soapbox pulpit talks in the quadrangle and actually start to move bodies into coherent groups and then into noisy demonstrations! Like a football coach -- you will fire them up so they show up at demonstrations while flashbulbs go off.. P.R. is half of what will get you elected. When the crowd is the star, the man who gathered them becomes a star too. Are you OCCUPY? Are you 99? Your group can have a name, the People's Revolution against Tyranny, PRT. One man should helm the PRT as the PRESS NEEDS FIGUREHEADS. You or perhaps some other activist with a great stage persona. You can function as Kissinger advisor and run the group from behind the scenes, or have the Super Activist guy in the pulpit, make him the candidate and help him be a good hand puppet.
If you have no money at all, no time as you are making a living flipping burgers and supporting a family, and already have a 50 hour week... then do it the way Adrianna Huffington did it. Get volunteers to do website, collect re-prints of the most powerful writing out there, create a BLOG or website, costing 5$ a month. The HUFFINGTON REPORT gained her enough credibility to run for any office she wanted. Instead, she sold it for millions to Arco or AOL or somebody. Chicks! But you wn't sell out as the REP as a steaming hot journalist is worth billions already and will get anyone elected.
The main thing is, if you're headed for an office, the guy in the pulpit must have the ability to talk clearly while he's FOAMING from the mouth. Maybe in the post Victorian 30's we could have tony blue blood FDR with Eleanor behind him or in the plush 50s we could have urbane Adlai Stevenson or in the radical 60's we had the elegant, dry JFK but today, in a recession with a tsunami of hunger, poverty, homelessness, joblessness, budget cuts leaving poor stranded, the PERFECT CANDIDATE has evolved into a post where you can be nuts, loud, an OUTSIDER, angry, just be a totally ARRESTABLE (rather than arresting) personality and go to the top. Read up on Stokely Carmichael and the Black Panthers.
Contrasted with that, check out Ronald Reagan's life. A lifeguard who felt Christ was behind him, a radio sports commentator who lied, who wasn't even at the game, a movie actor, lying again, then SCREEN ACTORS GUILD president (that's being the pres of nothing,) then a corporate spokesperson for G.E. (the company that gave us FUKUSHIMA), then a governor, then president, a man who'd won popularity contests and who always believed that God worked through him. A WACK JOB because God works through all of us but Ronnie did the main thing you have to do. He picked an enemy. His was Communism. A system that organized two overpopulated, barbaric countries, China and Russia so they could enter the l9th, then the 20th century.
REDS do not have to be your enemy as our quasi socialist system has us paying taxes for the good of all of us, that is a kind of COMMUNISM. I guess Ronnie meant the kind of communism that puts the snake head of monopoly capitalism in a jar which OWSTERS are trying to do all over again today. But PICKING an enemy DOES work. Many people felt that snake pickling COMMIES were the enemy in those days, and Ronnie had stood up at the McCarthy hearings so easily could surf that tsunami to its logical conclusion: his getting into office.
You may pick the exact opposite enemy, as that's what bugs us today ---BIG GOVERNMENT and its TAXES and ENDLESS WAR and loyal support of banksters not citizens, and the banksters' Mortgage banks which won't refinance anybody in spite of Obama demanding they do. Pick an enemy all the people hate and ride that enemy to the top.
So --got your foaming maniac candidate? Lined up your enemies? Next is RESEARCH! You have to inform yourselves on all the UGLY SECRETS under the Establishment's LIES. Collect the stats on the deeds that they did, how much it cost, who was hurt and do exposé after exposé in front of reporters, at meetings. Do placards and posters exposing these stats, these actions and take them into the street where group will demonstrate on those issues. You create a VIDEO DOCUMENTARY arm to your group and promote easy screen movies to sell for l0$ each. The narrator and hero should be your candidate, should be YOU if you are reading this to perhaps entertain your own career in political activism, sacrificing your time to be a candidate.
You may be a hippie nobody today but you will distinguish yourself by picking a huge enemy. Paul Watson picked as ENEMIES some of the MOST EGREGIOUS people on earth, the poachers, baby seal smashers, Japanese WHALERS, BLUE FISH TUNA ABUSERS and created the Sea Shepherd, the 'citizen's arrest' part of GREENPEACE who told us that 90% of the 'most edible species' are gone thanks to overfishing. The planet has pigged out, with no regard for the Food Chain of the Future. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/02/health/webmd/main2147223.shtml
You need an enemy not a fine suit and PHd. You do NOT need to be Joe Straight, groomed, in lawyer garb to enter politics in this time of troubles, this time of living dangerously. Today, Mr. Hippie beard Paul Watson could become MAYOR of Toronto, then Prime Minister of Canada. You don't need to be a famous community organizer like Obama was in Chicago or a fish activist like Paul Watson. Not at the very start of your career. Sure, it helps to have that on your track record but it's not necessary The best door in is thru community or ISSUE organizing. Malcolm X was an ex con who knew how to speak and criticize and he could have, --and really should have -- gone into politics.
If you're a slow starter and need to get a firm footing intellectually, learn the ropes, then you can always be a member of the ranks which collect around a great leader. Our Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, at age 15 joined the great Cesar Chavez, the only GANDHI that California has ever had. Villaraigosa brushed against his Gandhi's coattails and was inspire. He parlayed very little community organizing into a MAYORSHIP fergawdsakes! Read Villaraigosa's biography. Now let's see the CESAR CHAVEZ BIO.
You might have a CHAVEZ type luminary in your town. We have another gal here in California who's still suing the big corps for toxic waste, Erin Brockovich. She's got name power and could easily run for a big office. You may find one such firebrand in the headlines in your area, be able to work with a local hero, learn from him or her or EDUCATE him or her to other issues and together create a community group which meets regularly. Chavez led agrarian workers in strikes. You might find a firebrand somewhere ((SEE HEROES INDEX PAGE) for an idea on the disparate people who show up issuing demands and make national papers. Genuine saints and heroes.
You have to test a potential hero for signs of idiocy. HERMAN CAIN almost was a contender but he lied to his handlers about an ugly sexual past. Then, Herm didn't know who LIBYA was. But you might search among single mothers so desperate for work that they're sewing for Non-Union garment manufacturers and turn some Maria or Margarita into an INDUSTRY LEADER! Non union workers and their treatment is a hot issue and meritorious group. A Lot of progress is needed there.
Bottom line, you NEED to have to have the sharp eyesight that shows you WHO IS GETTING THE SHAFT and what their BEEF is and locate workers and make friends in that industry. Or among that sector of disenfranchised peoples. The only way to get them to come to a meeting us a,) make it a party with food and drink and b.) offer an edifying speech on this terrifying THEME by the candidate where he will discuss their needs, the issue. and c.) schedule it not on a week night when they're bone tired. More like a party for the entire family on a Saturday or Sunday when they're well rested. and d.) get a phone tree going, an email list, a guest book, a data bank!
Once you have a regular chum cluster of fans and members who attend anything you'll hold, (a thousand people who think the way you think, are angry as you are,) provide more and more of these meetings in further away communities, expanding across the city. Ask each member to find people IN other communities to host the new 'spore group' at their university, church or business parking lot.
Each new gathering always must 'sound' and 'read' more like a party than a gripe group. Structure events which promise fun, like weekend swap meets, placard/ poster making parties, potluck dinners, festivals, church barbecues or actual on the street outside City Hall demonstrations to which you invite reporters. Noisy, fun and INFOMATIONAL. . These keep the energy going and attract crowds. Friends of friends will hear about it and want to be there. Your group will of course represent a VISION of change built around a boiling hot core of irritation. That's what energizes a group: members mobilize around needed changes which are built around being SCREWED by the system, mad as Hell and wanting to do something about it..
Forget about joining or following any of the two political parties. Be a gadfly to both parties. If you offer candidates call them independents. By May of 1992, Ross Perot had the presidential election of November 1992 sewed up ! He had the outstanding numbers in America. At that point, he was booby trapped, blackmailed and stopped dead. Read about this exciting drama: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Perot PEROT STANDS AS A MODEL of what can be done. This quirky little gnome from nowhere had created his own REFORM PARTY and with his own campaign money, his own TV ADS, garnered the best numbers! That 3rd party route formula can be followed.
The Democratic and GOP parties are quagmires of officialdom peopled by hogs at the trough! A tight, insular group of self-important, fame seeking jerks who got there first will make you work like a slave going door to door or answering phones. You'll never have another weekend to yourself and you will come to hate those alpha pigs.
If you are of the humble follower temperament, enter politics through a party door. If you have that going for you, in any job or business you tend to serve long enough that you rise slowly. But your word will never be heard in the land. Stokely Carmichael and Ted Kaczynski got heard better. (The latter's manifesto which was brilliant unfortunately was tied in voters' minds to the image of lethal, postal bombs.) If you are ornery, mad as hell and a true leader, and use verbal bombs not electronic ones to get noticed, you can create a third party of your own as Ross Perot did.
The slow route to nowhere would be trying to use the two party system. On 'official street', you'd meet only closed doors, so just continue to rouse the rabble, create public demonstrations and build the body count. Pick a conspicuous, really snotty law to target. Choose some much hated big target enemy whose running the SYSTEM wrong. Get your team/ group angry at that person or law or situation at the same time using compassion for the victims of that law or practice. That will start the ball rolling, start the body count rising, the crowds protesting in public and making the issue go VIRAL, as it gets news coverage.
Put a flaming mouth and golden throat on the pulpit. Do pie charts on tv like Ross Perot did. In 1992, he predicted the Recession of 2008. "Ross was dead on the money. Exactly what he said would happen has taken place. Those who sold him short were members of the Political establishment. They could no more allow that little stick of dynamite to become President then fly. Damn Shame he would have been a good one." (found online. Well he didn't fail. The guy had the numbers and they had to shoot him down with blackmail! Terrified, he backed out of an election he was WINNING!
HOT ISSUES FOR YOU TO START WITH? Gov Taking homes of seniors who can't pay their city tax bill or heat bill. Impounding cars of family heads on the way to work as the insurance has expired? So WRONG! Let the poor father of 8 kids buy the damn insurance with the GOV subsidizing, super cheap, no heavy cash penalties, no fines, just correct the situation and get the precious wheels back to the man! INSURANCE is not a 'get fired' and put your whole family on the streets kind of issue. Cuz then the Gov has to put family on welfare. How dumb is that?
Another issue might be the riciulous CEILING of only 4thousand bucks to PELL GRANTs when community college costs 15k per year? Also, many try for Pell grants and fail! There should NOT be limits on PELL GRANT QUALIFICATIONS (unless on a sliding scale where D students get less money per yr,) as currently grants exclude so many worthy students. How many presidents were D students? (George? Stand up. ) That bogus stupid allegation is an issue, one your community can get behind. BONE UP on EDUCATION ISSUES and of course every other kind of issue from ebonics to brain nutrition.
In this age of google, there's no excuse for not knowing every single thing wrong with the system. You don't get RIGHT if you don't recognize what's WRONG.
When you are starting your own group, get involved with an extant group with that gripe. Volunteer, enter, blend in. See what your tolerance to volunteer slave work is. Learn who the sympathetic reporters are. Learn to write a press release. The group's best job is liason with the press, so you have to speak up at meetings and contribute new slants, new ideas. Show up as Mr. Perky Squirrel. Later when you have dragged the group you serve into the newspapers as a frequent spokesperson, written speeches, composed COPY for PICKET SIGNS, then you can start your own political dissent group. Or maybe just attract a million people to your extant group, extant candidate with a core thousand who'd walk through fire for the leader. THEN and only THEN can you campaign for higher offices. Then you have visibility, a resume, an identity and tons of volunteers.
Meanwhile find dissent groups, go to board meetings, study American history, State and local city government and history. Make a name for yourself by being there for your party, and those around that are already campaigning. Read books by newspaper men on the political machine. BILL BOYARSKY has a great book on California politics, albeit the uglier side. Maybe you can find an old copy at ABEBOOKS.. He does an online blog, free, educational. And he sells his services as a HOW TO GET ELECTED consultant. Get it, surf there, read it, communicate with him. Great advisor. Big progressive liberal, this week he wrote up a group of HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS that had started EGYPT STYLE ACTIVISM in L.A, Fascinating. Your group can easily panhandle the cookies to hire him.
When you have done all the above, then you are ready to actually decide what office you want to run for. But before you run, you want to make sure you have seen that office in action. You need to know what responsibilities that office holds, and how long the term is for. Do you need another job to support yourself while you hold that office? Most local government officials are gainfully employed outside of government. You'll have to make sure that your "regular" employment is not a conflict of interest with the office you want to hold. You'll have to check on what committees, or boards that office usually sits on to determine this.
Other TIPS on how to get in:
1. LOCATE AND SERVE a great candidate. You can find a NEW GUY if his job is interesting, say a teacher who's fought with City or a formidable activist who has a track record fighting for some segment of the people. Stef Gray aimed her horns at BANK OF AMERICA's self-enriching policies and got them to BACK OFF on screwing everybody with ARM&LEG checking charges. Stef got a lot of ink (publicity) in every single national newspaper. For some reason (maybe skillfully placed hashmarks?) Her TWITTER AND FACEBOOK pages went viral. I have no idea how that happens but it did and BOA hacked up the bleeding flesh it had attempted to swallow. ANY PERSON who gets nat'l publicity taking on a BEHEMOUTH CORP merits a team of volunteers to see a.) can she talk as good as she types, b.) does she need a paying job? c.) Can we run you in local elections right now? Research the candidates and choose the one that comes closest to sharing your values and beliefs. Visit their website and volunteer on their campaign. Write them a letter and call their campaign headquarters to express your interest in working to help them get elected.
2 Arrange a meeting with their campaign manager and volunteer to work at the campaign headquarters taking telephone calls, putting out yard signs, whatever they need for you to do. Let them know that you will do whatever is necessary to help elect the candidate - no job is too big, no job is too small.
3 Set yourself apart: always follow through on your commtiments, be dependable, arrive on time, go in early an stay late, etc. Impress them with your dedication and work ethic. Eventually they will introduce you to the candidate and tell him of your hard work. Make sure to speak with him/her, let them know you are available, etc. Have anyone you know who knows the candidate well put in a good word for you and ensure that the candidate knows of your hard work.
4. If and when the candidate wins, do not be shy about asking for a job, to use them or their staff members as references for future jobs, etc. If you get a job, that is great, if not, you have made outstanding contacts, received a world of experience and have built your resume. If it does not result in an immediate job, you have built a strong foundation for another campaign job that may in the future.
5. If you repeat these steps on various campaigns, eventually someone will notice your strong work ethic and the passion that you have for your common causes. They wiil reward you accordingly with a job, or be more than willing to assist you in getting one. Stay in touch with them, send hand-written thank you notes and letters to them and stay in the forefront of their mind as a talented, experienced, strong contender for employment.
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I went piewacket, I could have been a contender!" Ted Kaczynski.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *<=== BACK TO THE FRUGAL TIPS and CHEAPO LIFESTYLE WEBPAGE
Yes, Ted, you could have been. But THE ACTIVIST must keep his hands clean, never cross the line. He should utilize the internet and become a bigtime student of issues. You were an original thinker, a sharp critic but you didn't collect a chumcluster. You need to be genuinely social, really love people plus sharp as a tack. your writings are really brilliant we should read them as part of our research. But your issues were only part of the big picture. You might have done further research, kept a smaller notebook in your pocket as well as a FILE in your PC where you keep listing VITAL issues as they occur to you. Listening to FM radio is a great way to learn. Another is AMY GOODMAN and DEMOCRACY NOW. Then do your website and be an EMAIL LIST- SENDER of issue emails, and a POSTER on your own BLOG or website which is what I advocate. ANITA SANDS HERNANDEZ is my name. I POST great articles I find online at my website but I organize it into THEMES. LIVING POOR. What the ciy is doing that exploits or mistreats the poor. Bad law courts, bad judges. Bad and exploitative laws.
The Activist sends the URL of such articles out to TWITTER friends, FACEBOOK readers and to slowly builds extensive EMAIL lists. You start to recognize people who are thinkers, do-ers and are likely to pass the information on.
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