BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD! I have a six month old, beautiful, long hair tabby cat named Beavis & when you let him sit in your arms and carry him around the garden, he purrs and puts his paws both on your forearm like it was a car window, and watches the passing scenery and bingo, i am cured of all my worldly ambitions and will just go out daily and bring home real meat for him and his 15 relatives, never meat by products! If you want to have to drag home real meat and be totally cured of ambition, join me. I will let you carry Beavis around the house, garden sidewalks and you too can become a mindless tool of a feline's whim.

MAKE IT PORK CHOPS TODAY MOMMA. The OTHER WHITE MEAT. COME RIGHT BACK
I WANNA WALK AROUND THE PROPERTY SEVERAL dozen TIMES.... Got that?

And now you wanna see a picture of the real BUTTHEAD? That's ME!---> And I want to say, BEAVIS, Cornish Game hens are a Buck Forty each today, and I weigh them carefully with my hand, only picking birds that are two lbs, so I can get a dozen for 15$

BEAVIS: That sounds fine, Mom. Whatever. Just return promptly for my walk.

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