Big, Bad MANLY ARTISANRY for Big (bad) city boys
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IRON WRIGHTING, BLACK SMITHING, with custom pieces costing a grand each. Any university extension, adult high school has a sculpting class where they send off your clay work off to the foundery to become a brass sculpture. Then you smith the rest. If smithing is your hobby and you live in a brownstone, don't tell your landlord! SMITHING can be done in a rented home, in a dettached garage but only at 2 in the morning when neighbors sleep as you need a fire source. Neighbors may sleep through, ergo tolerate a SMELTER, (FIRE OVEN), charcoal and bellows but they sure won't tolerate the hammering.
If you think that you could make thousand dollar weather vanes like these, it would be worth it to rent a farm out of town. ALTERNATIVE: give designs to a village smith down in the rural South, ship them to New England where they'd sell by the dozen to folks in Connecticut and the Hamptons.
CEMENT POTS, I had a friend who had a business doing cache pots ( Martha Stewart hefty type planted pots.) His pots had a swirly Renaissance design and he called his biz "Stolen from the Vatican." Hilarious guy, ran around with the super rich who were clients for his stuff..DuPonts and such. If you have a small cement mixer, you could do something along those lines. Wholesale them to landscapers or sell them planted at the local FARMERS market. Give bigtime pricey decorators a dozen, planted, for a special price, so they don't have to haul trucks, dirt, plants and get their fingers dirty. $250 a pot, planted should do it.
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These are big pieces, with big price tags.![]()
You want to check out EVERY single page of designs (bathrooms, walls, cement tables, kitchen dividers, free standing bars, architectural details, ) at http://www.cementics.com/portlandcement.html
ODD DESIGN BRICKS, Landscapes would go crazy to have some new choices.
New mixtures of cement, straw and dyes can create unusual bricks, useful for cottages. Guest rooms. Charming Work sheds. Patios. Faux Rustique Pavers.
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CARPENTRY. Everybody needs certain items, like bathroom shelves and kitchen cabinets. Where you stand out and deliver is giving them something they can't get at IKEA. RUSTICITY is appreciated these days. GOOD WOODS, sandblasted grains for shelves in the bath, maybe the grain brought out, enhanced by being drystroked with country white paint, what do they call that? Pickled! A great look. Armoires in this finish are KILL. Ask your sandblaster which kinds of wood accept sand blasting best. Investigate COB blasting. Shredded Corn cobs are used lately. Use RICH REDDISH STAINS to bring out wood's beauty.
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SHABBY CHIC is in! Beat up, ANTIQUE FURNITURE is found at thrifts, garage sales and no matter what color it is, it is re-painted in a cottage white enamel. It is antiqued by removing paint from corners. Called DISTRESSED Here is a detail of a distressed vanity bench.
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THIS BUREAU has not been distressed so it's not truly SHABBY CHIC yet. "GET OUT THE WHIPS AND CHAINS MABLE!"
AND OLD WROUGHT IRON pieces are incorporated in furniture.
Such pieces are available at demolition warehouses.VERDIGRIS is the best color though this ochre yellow works.
GOOGLE the words "SHABBY CHIC" Google will give you an education on funk found. Art Trouveau. Find books on this style of decor used at ABEBOOKS.com
Get the books of JOCASTA INNES. at that used book website with ten thousand vendors. The books are usually a buck each.OLD MIRRORS - You find them at thrift stores, garage sales. You can make a frame yourself. Repaint them with the shabby chic tones. Pastels or white, and always DISTRESSED. Or use primitive colors of enamel. Antique the finished item, maybe with Brown oil paint mixed with old fashioned soapflakes.
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MOSAIC MIRRORS done with vibrant glass is another high cash drawing artform. To imagine it, at its best, see the exquisite design and work of a genius, Tamaris LandsmanHer website has many designs, many even prettier than this one!
http://www.tamarislandsman.com
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PAPIER MACHE MASKS - Turn old newspapers, glue, varnish and paint into 100$ bills. Easy to do, see the MASK MAKER CLASS, http://www.deepcreektimes.com/kids/june2002.html
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Do PAPIER MACHE OVER BOXES. I observed Gemma Tacogna and Jeanne Valentine, the two premiere gals in this field, both in Mexico in the sixties. I saw their work secrets. Take a lot of newspapers. Wet & squnch them up into a ball. Let wrinkled up ball dry in sun. Pull the ball apart. The papers are wrinkled. Pull them semi flat and now tear, don't cut, tear into 2 x 3 strips or squares. Take glue, paste, flour water and stir until you have some thin paste, like cream. Wet a strip or square of paper, stick down on box. Overlap strips or squares. Wrap around edges, into interior of box. Let dry. Paint outside and inside with flat white tempra or water paint. Let dry. Now paint design, using flat tempras, school type paint. If you do a face, make it smooth as silk with white paint, don't use wrinkley paper there. Regarding BOX: You don't have to paint interior, or you can. You could put fabric in it, glue it on, or paint inside. On outside, you can set phony jewels with string gooped up with paste, glue string around each jewel to hold it. Paint w. colors. Varnish with any good, clear varnish. Mix detergent soap with a little umber brown paint. Brush on, especially in crevices. Let dry a short while, then with soft cloth, rub off, leaving a little 'antiquing' in the crevices. Made of acrylic paint in burnt sienna, soap flakes and water.WELL boys, have we whetted your whistle?