MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS WITH THE MULCHER VULTURE INVENTION! Garden work in all FOUR seasons should entail plenty of mulching with your own dead leaves, twigs and compost that forms in odd corners of the garden. Most of MY COMPOST forms right on the paths. There is a permanent layer of dead leaves an inch thick on the maze of paths I use as a design signature. (My back yard and front are twisting paths with dozens of odd shaped raised beds). Get on your hands and knees with a trowel and go down those paths, lifting the compost onto the beds. Yes, you want to make like an actual vulture! That's when you make use of lifeless plants like the notorious bird that waits til stuff is dead to eat it. Add to that unwanted plants. SPRING, you have to pull weeds, right? As Shakespeare said "Now, tis the spring and weeds are shallow-rooted. Suffer them now and they'll o'ergrow the garden." I know his mother taught him to weed as that was in his very first play, writ when he was young.
So get this, year round, but particularly in spring, we yank everything that doesn't look legit and lay it roots to the sky so air kills its roots, but use the nitrogen of the weed as compost and create a little mulch on top with dried leaves and cover with a little soil. These little burial mounds dot your blanks areas between plants. They rot down to feed the plants.
In summer, many things are toasted by the sun. Be a MULCHER VULTURE again when around June 1st, you find those dead, brown, toasted annuals and bulb tops. Compost them where they are! Throw dirt on them, wet them down. My crocosimia die down in August and need scissoring to get the mulchy part off.
By OCTOBER 1st, the leaves have also fallen off the trees and are making a thick carpet of dry fluffy leaves. Get some use out of it, Compost them. You can leave them right where they are to use them, but to get quick, black rich compost, you must A.) rake the leaves into a bunch and lift it onto the bed! and B.) get down on knees, on a soft mat and lift that rich soil from either bed or under your feet in the pathway and place it up onto the flower or vegetable beds which are hopefully raised by lumber or dry stack concrete pieces. Slap that eroded black rich soil on TOP of that DEAD stuff. Slap those ruffly leaves there, cover with soil, and wet it down so it will rot fast.
All winter long, leaves continue to rot into my pathways, which are plain dirt. Pebbles, redwood chips would get in the way of rescuing all the debris that lands there. So plain dirt is prudent. The paths become good black soil from the leaves as well as all my top soil erodes down off the beds under or thru the dry stack or lumber edging landing in my paths, It's inevitable and what's more it's the blackest top soil, it's great stuff.. So I pick up the path soil with a flat shovel & lay it on all the dead plants. You may have to hose & WET the path so it's not so brick hard & cement-y, so path turns friable, pliable. Kneel on a mat, as ground is hard. Knees get injured easily or stand and use a flat, short handled shovel tool, actually none exists in the marketplace ergo you could make a mint with a MULCHER VULTURE, a flat shovel three times the size as a trowel, a light weight but sturdy flat shovel blade at least 8" broad, wide at the tip as this one is. Package it with a KNEE MAT like a softball BASE, urethane or foam rubber maybe, in the same pckg. Gardening gloves also. And put a big, happy VULTURE on the cardboard package art, grinning at you saying "LOVE THOSE DEAD LEAVES." or "I don't get FED until it's DEAD!" ON BACK the artwork that everyone hangs in their mudroom saying 'TODAY I'm GOING TO BE A MULCHER VULTURE."
As you lift soil up on to the raised bed, note that in summer, are dead spring plants, all brown or greenish brown. Bundle the dead stuff up, no ends hanging over, lay the soil on top of them, bury them and include weeds by pulling out every weed you can reach, laying it in there upside down. The whole bundle will rot, composting what's beneath. All that dead greenery becomes soil quickly.
ALL SUMMER long be a MULCHER VULTURE. Your gardens will start to rebloom immediately. My spring blooming plants get that first spoonful they revive, come back and turn into biennials or perennials! Wear knickers you don't care about as you'll never get mud stains out of the knees!
ALL AUTUMN LONG, rake your leaves into a pile, pick them up and lay them on the beds. ALTERNATIVE: create a special, compost pile areas but as I don't like to carry leaves far, I just arrange them around plants right on the bed and get the SOIL from the path, too, and put that on top of the leaves! Autumn and winter will do the rest. They will melt those leaves into happy worms, black compost and Springtime or whenever you sow your annual seeds, you'll have black, wormy beds ergo happier seedlings & plants!
Now for the good part. How to make a million dollars. FORGE a MULCHER VULTURE sample, at a local GARDENING TOOL FACTORY. Make them in SOUTH KOREA for a buck a piece. Wholesale to HOME DEPOT type stores with the mat and gloves and ART PACKAGING of cellophane & cardboard. My gift to you is this highly saleable CATCHY PHRASE of a name, The Mulcher Vulture! Now, all that's left is for you to quit the gym and do multure vulture kriya all year long.
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