JOB OPENING! POST AVAILABLE: “JOB OFFERED: GOD.
If you need
to ask what GOD DOES, what the JOB DESCRIPTION might be, - - - - do not
respond; you couldn’t even DO the job. THE REST OF YOU who do know?
ANSWER FAST, WE just FIRED the old one! GOD-JOB DUTIES: RUN the UNIVERSE in
ORDERLY MANNER. HAVE COMPASSION FOR MANKIND. SALARY. NONE. PERKS. MANY.
OMNIPOTENCE, CREATIVITY, GIRLS go nuts over you!
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Hey,
YOU sitting up there in Heaven, answer me. IS there a GOD UP
THERE? OR
is HE just the BIG DUHHHHHH! After your TSUNAMI a few years back, I seriously DOUBT
that A.)YOU’RE GOD. Or B.) you even exist and c.) YOU ARE QUALIFIED. I think
you got the job thru NEPOTISM not qualifications!
After 911 and the TSUNAMI and a few quakes in Armenia, Pakistan , I look around and realize you are asleep and that you need someone to replace you with an assiduous eye, who can STOP A QUAKE before it can happen. I realize that I AM a potential replacement for you. SLOPPY, disorganized, but the spirit’s there …it occurred to me a long time ago that I should write CAL-TECH an email saying “Hey Seismo people, The entire pacific rim has those little ocean floor tsunami warning buoys, don’t they? What about over near Krakatoa? My Kid lives in HAWAII and he is affected and Krakatoa is the planet’s most dangerous Caldera. Put Buoys everywhere damnit” But I never wrote it.
Mebbe
I’m just a GOD in training, not as prescient as an avocado just yet but a
helluva lot better GOD than YOU who let the tectonic plates slip when your
hands are big enough to grab’em.
It’s a
LUNAR ECLIPSE night right this second, here in L.A. and today I have rec’d the usual EMAIL hippie letters
related to last week’s 5.4 quake, the 911 WTC bombings, and asking for the
dates of any coming Tsunamis & quakes, (they consult me as I’m a stargazer,) and I write
them my only answer. Work on yourself so that you can become GOD. So that you
can foresee any future events and then do prayer both so that the event is
minimized in grief, in severity of suffering by death or bereavement and then
that we all practice praying for surcease of the pain on this rocky planet.
As a
film of life … as a breathing, living bio-entity, we the human race must use
our own godhood, god powers to give a little surcease to the pain of the
grieving surviving family members....but they hear it as more yada yada.
Somehow
we must dispel OUR OWN suffering, and somehow come to terms with the fact that
this event was the will of God. And that is MY POINT PRECISELY. How dare God
will such a thing?
Who
knows, maybe he intended to nail some real bad people like in those nations in
civil war in Sri Lanka, or the SUDANESE villains. Killing all the families in
Darfur, millions of them. Or the Muslims in Indonesia who had been spending
years killing Hindus and Buddhists right left and silly in real ugly, Rwanda
style genocide.
Maybe God
moved just in time with that Tsunami hitting lands where Muslims ran the
country and were massacring Buddhists, and in countries where they were not in
the majority and were just killer, rebel separatists.
There
sure are a lot of cranky Muslims everywhere around the INDIAN OCEAN RING OF
FIRE (as opposed to the Pacific quake rim) so mebbe the will of ALLAH was NO NO
AND MORE NO. Like that David Spade ad. NOSKI, What part of NO don’t you
understand. NO-O-RAMA! NO WAY! A thousand ways to say No. Know that ad? I can
see GOD at a similar switchboard. Smiling wickedly with “NO” signs all around
him.
MYSELF
I am having huge trouble believing there IS a God if he (---small ‘H’ and small
“G’from here on out…) could create such grief and loss for so many.
THE
HINDUS say God is like a PC HARD DRIVE and He has each one of our INCARNATION
cards stored in his trillion byte hard drive AND BOY IS his hard drive HARD!
(Groucho wink) and god knows who’s been naughty or nice, who deserves
to.....say, have his entire flock of babies washed away. and who doesn’t. He
knows which drunk sleeping it off on the beach there deserved to dream with the
fishes and which Drunk didn’t and gets to back to Sweden.
MYSELF?
I am more random-causal Darwinian. I think those folks airy-fairy enuf
to feel a big rumble in the ground and go to the beach or feel the rumble, go
to the beach and then see the entire ocean move backwards an STAY on that beach
or those airy fairy enough to even want to live by the friggin’ beach in the
SUMATRA area KNOWING that KRAKATOA is out there belching hell in that Indian ocean
and in a Darwinian sense, just eliminated themselves from the food chain. Or
volunteered to be part of the shark’s food chain. I guess what they did was
eliminate themselves from the genetic pool!
In the
last few months, I sent out multiple web-articles on Krakatoa blowing
up, How in 535 A.D. this JAVA FIRE HOLE punched the planet’s lights out for an
entire 4 years killing all the crops and most of the people alive on earth,
triggering BUBONIC plague, too where there’d never been much of it before. Then
CRANKY “KRAK IT TO YA” did it again in l883, punched the lights out for four
days and took 36,000 souls with it.
I sent
out articles recently to my entire mailing list on how YELLOWSTONE was really an
ancient caldera, the entire thing, 75 miles across, and how the entire soil is
boiling and smoking again, how it’s going to go any moment. TWO calderas or
SUPER VOLCANOES on our planet, alive and kicking right now. Not little weenies
like Mt. St Helens. CALDERAS are big! (Google the word!)
Now,
subconsciously, I knew knew knew that there was no TSUNAMI bell anywhere south
of Frisco. Or West of Sumatra. My sweetheart was out in the PACIFIC during the
1964 MALIBU Tsunami on an early jet-ski and he got broken into pieces, multiple
bones broken in the water!!!
How
could I read the KRAKTOA 535 A.D. article and not call CAL TECH or email them and say, hey
if Krakatoa goes again, who warns my kid who lives on North Shore of Oahu? A God of course wouldn’t
think only of her kid, she’s ask Cal Tech” Who the #(*%(# warns Thailand? And
if I’d heard the response ‘nobody’ as no bells exist there, we don’t even have
Thailand’s FONE NUMBER….., as my nose is big, I’d have started a BUOY Campaign.
SO the
bottom line is, I wasn’t a GOD this year and second, there is no GOD except you
and me. This braided rope, this twisted skein of many threads called humanity,
is GOD. Or as near to it as we’ll ever get. When one monkey learns to drop a
coconut to break it and a hundred simians ON OTHER ISLANDS Get the same
lightbulb, the Darwinian response psychic, not monkey showing MONKEY—it was
some kind of MONKEY “GOD RADIO” .. well – makes me want to practice MONKEY
RADIO guys and the INTERNET is as close to getting it turned on as we’ll ever
find! Unless we do Kundalini yoga, open
our third eye, load our bloodstream with raw veggie salads and throbbing
minerals of life and sunshine and then like one of those old telegraph machines
you hand crank,--- crank our real, internal THIRD EYE INTERNET into
existence!!!
So that leaves us with …why did GOD take 115,000
INDONESIANS in the ACEH area and pull them out?
WHAT did He know? That the
whole place was about to GO BLOOEY in GENOCIDE? This
is a strife torn area cuz huge oil fields are there and the Indonesian GENERALS
who run the place wants the wealth for themselves. They’ve been duking it out
over the oil for 20 yrs, lotta deaths. MEDIA not even allowed in. Last time one
of Indonesia’s PROVINCES got itchy radical, the gov killed a million
people…East Timor, also big oil fields. So consciousness of PEOPLE in a place
may affect THE PLACE! I hear that if you wish evil on a glass of water, the
molecules go bezerk. And if you pray over it, the water molecules line up in
beautiful swirls. The tectonic plates were made of molecules.
SOMETHING in that place didn’t line up right.
SO there is a God. And it’s down to this. EITHER YOU are
HE ---or HE IS HE, but you have a lot to say about how your MOLECULES line up!
And if you LINE THEM UP RIGHT, you will become the prescient activist you want
to be and demand buoys, or create a huge anti-war group like that one CINDY
woman did and stand outside W’s ranch, or do something equally effective to
forward the action, banish grief and ignorance and cause evolution.
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