BOGUS GURUS. DO THEY MEAN WELL? DO THEY BELIEVE THEIR HYPE PROMISES? OR DO THEY SIMPLY MEAN TO EMPTY YOUR WALLET?

I am puzzled by VERY GRAND SOUNDING internet gurus who send you ads for their symposiums and meetings, and a PILE of text about this GREAT SPIRITUAL opportunity and how we'll ALL BE TOGETHER around the BONFIRE getting 'GOD,'  just send the $125.00 now and reserve your place. Makes me wanna puke. These people always have no track record of teaching for free online. I haven't had a single interesting, spiritual article from them, ever. WHO in the world ARE THEY?  How do they get this peacock plumeage all up and shaking like a rutting bird wooing me for big dollars and I never saw an iota of wisdom from them on the internet? They obviously scorn the internet as it's a gigantic freebie but come around pecking when they need to place ads for free. What kind of undiscriminating bozo clients do they attract? I'm guessing they must be the dullest pencils in the box. No wonder they have to charge so much to get into the teaching position. THEY are bored with their own students, have no emotional ties to them and there's no money that can recompense them for teaching canned metaphysics to idiots. So the payoff must be cash.

You don't believe me? Here is a typical ad. A word salad, splat in your face, containing zero calories, zero flavor. "Greetings Soul Family, If you havenít previously, please reply with a blank email if you wish to continue receiving Soul message emails. Our next Lunch for Your Soul will be on April 19th giving us time to attract a dynamic six month lineup of featured guests. We choose to launch this with strength to support all so look for our next email on March 10th with a list of our upcoming guests. We are pleased to announce our next lunch will be held at JOE's CAFE ON SPRING STREET, April 19th. To kick off our new promotion Dr. Pat will be doing a live radio broadcast to announce our new name. Master Alchemist and Aromatherapy expert (exotic russian name,) will be sharing his wisdom of essential oils. This event is a special opportunity for exhibitors to get radio promotion of your service. Space is limited so get your  both early. ( I think they meant GET YOUR BOOTH!) Many Blessings."

Hmmmm. A big costly FESTIVAL hall full of fortunetellers. Ticket to get in, fees to each reader. I think we want to avoid THAT! Tell you what.-- READ YOUR OWN FORTUNE. It's easy. See THE ASTRO INDEX.

And when you want a guru, greatest one I ever studied with was the MASTER JULES. He left us l50 talks  I transcribed about fifty and put'em up for free. This is the real stuff. The Secret of all Universes.

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