LIST OF TEN THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT --- IF NEWLY JOBLESS
10) DEPT. OF HUMAN RESOURCES GENEROUS STIPEND. Longest paid vacation in your lifetime! SMILE! And get an under-the-table-way to make huge moola (in cash,) like house painting, making ENERGY BARS AND GRANOLA for local cafes or the gym 'snack shop,' cleaning houses, and OBAMA keeps making the stipend of longer duration. ALSO get DEPT REHAB to pay for your classes for a new career. They will.
9) FUN CHOICES! Yes, you can make some new choices under really relaxed circumstances: SPEND the next year of paid vacation WORRYING, spend it SEEKING a NEW JOB, spend it STARTING UP A NEW BIZ of YOUR OWN? Or spend a week in PUERTO VALLARTA celebrating the death of your old life, a life you really didn't love all that much and making that new choice. Then come back to town and start with RESUME net sites like Monster.com, Hotjobs or Careerbuilder.com. I know folks who get massively high paying jobs there. Employers use them to avoid headhunter fees. Or, more FUN and just as infomational ---ANITA'S JOBLESS INDEX PAGE
8.) BUDGETING! Taking cinches in your knickers like those at the FRUGAL WEBSITE, entail HILARIOUS ways to live cheap. These include making your own coffee (starbucks is over with,) and your sweets (THE RECIPES ARE HERE), easy even for a jobless person thusly saving mucho bucks so you can extend the vacation after UNEMPLOYMENT STIPEND GUY tells you to GET THE DAMN NEW job or be homeless! Tips on this are at THE FRUGAL KANGAROO INDEX. Meanwhile sell COOKIES IN PARKING LOTS. SEE http://www.luckinlove.com/stteresabar.htm
7.) USING YOUR NEWLY FREED UP NITES FOR NETWORKING.You can do some very relaxed talking to strangers! Your life is bringing you to new places, what's there? NEW PALS! YOU GONNA MAKE THEM BY THE CRATE! All the above activities place you where NEW, unknown people are. (Those business cards are now required to be in your pocket!) The astrological romance and FUN hour hits 2 hrs after sun goes down and lasts until 2 hrs before midnight. What starts then is creative, full of good vibes. And hey, look on the bright side: you won't be all tired from a grueling, forty hour work week. That means you are fresh and make a beautiful impression as you meet lovely, new pals at super markets, ethnic food shops, laundromats, clubs, cafes, strolling the gentrified boutique streets where galleries abound.
6.) DOSE of KURRENT KULTURE! Gallery strolling will give you insight into how easy it is to make a huge living painting. GAL I KNOW, JANNA GEARY was given a SUV in exchange for a painting. See HOW TO PAINT FOR MONEY.
5.) A COLLEGE EDUCATION! 5 months in PARALEGAL training, 9k Student loan and presto, you earn 100k a yr. While you study, morn to noon, Get lumber out of alleys, bricks, create book shelves. Now hit garage sales and get every non-fiction book history philosophy, politics, and line the walls with info. READ into the wee hrs. Start haunting http://www.abebooks.com to see if you can get NOAM CHOMSKY for a buck. In other words, BECOME A COLLEGE GRAD PH.d. type mind. Shouldn't take you more than a year.
4.) SPIRIT STUDIES. Surf the hot gurus. Learn how you are not what you thought at all, nor is this new state of JOBLESSNESS. You're not your own mind even. You're not your house, stuff, beliefs, past, emotions. To discard all that luggage, visit the MASTER JULES Millionaire in Training Website, l00% totally free. SO as a newly jobless person, you have time to surf the net! Do YOGA, too for that natural high!
3.) BECOME THE NEW YOU! Changed the head trip? Now it's time to change features of the physical
trip. NAME CHANGE. If your current name hasn't been lucky for you. Become the NAME YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING. This would be a step up. YOU need a real name contest with all your pals suggesting a new name also voting on the best name YOU DESIRE which suits you. Then, GO TO COURT get it changed legally. NEW PALS have to call you by this name. Old pals doesn't matter. Let them off the hook. AND NEXT, get a biz card with your new hobby on it, book collector, or house painter, baker, massage therapist, and THE NEW NAME!
2.) FENG SHUI THE HOUSE! First thing is paint the entire apartment a new, power set of colors with THE 5$ a gallon paints on the OOPS SHELF at HOME DEPOT. ORIGINALLY selling for 25$ a gallon, these have been marked down as they were mixed to order. Get semigloss for kitchen bath, flat for other rooms. USE A GOOD CLEANSER to get scum off kitchen walls before painting. Sand old enamel there. Wipe clean. Each room should feature two colors, that work, like lavender and pale blue, like pink and gold or similars, although opposings like yellow and mauve work. A NEW VIBE. Like having a heart transplant at age 90, getting a l0 yr old heart! LOTTA new tread on your tires after all this! THEN GET RENTERS, B&B FREEBIES,100$ a night
WE FENG SHUI THE HOUSE why not do the BODY! ? Get a juicer, 29$ at HOME DEPOT or WALMART (online). HAMILTON BEACH. BLACK AND DECKER. Any brand, they all work well. Daily, juice 2 stalks celery, 2 carrots, slice of beet, slice of lemon, fistful of parsley. Keep POWER foods in the fridge so a quick snack is handy.AIR B&B ANY ROOM YOU CAN. l00$ a day minimum.
1.) COMMUNAL LIVING! More fun, more growth produced, Speeds a career up if you work together, whether a garage band, film projects, a mercantile project. And it surely lowers the monthly stipend.
BE AN UBER OR LYFT DRIVER. MAKE hundreds a day in a big city. Read up on JOBS TODAY, the Fix we're in and how to FIX THE FIX!
Do all the above, you'll be in the money & the IRS
won't know your name.Guerilla Capitalism we call it.
Ex astrology client wrote me, she was JOBLESS at CHRISTMAS & no one in her family would help. I wrote her: EASY WAY OUT. GET ANY JOB YOU CAN, GOLDEN ARCHES, WHATEVER! Making a salary is like eating fried liver. Makes
you feel l8 again. No matter how you hate it, it is SUPER GOOD FOR YOU.
TURN HEAT OFF IN WINTER cuz you're off working all day. CATS are fine inside. DIVORCE ENTIRE FAMILY. THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS OF TORTURE. NEVER "COLLECT" an injustice again by never THINKING OF THEIR VILLAINY, TREACHERY. Leave them HOLDING THE BAG. JUST SEND KARMIC ZINGERS. "IT"ll COME BACK TO YOU, JERK" and get off it The mark of a gal's consciousness is HOW FAST YOU CAN GET OFF it the second U think that DOWNER thought. NEXT - DISAPPEAR from their radar. MOM, KID,siblings. ALL OF THEM . Dad didn't leave HIS WEALTH to you in person? %$^*&(#@&$ DAD. Divorce his dead butt TOO APPLY FOR CHARITY, there are many kinds. GET them ALL. SEE "FREE MONEY" website below. YOUR LIFE IS STARTING TODAY and it's OKAY. Better now than NEVER. RIGHT? DO NOT STRAY into memories of the first half of your life IF YOU HAVE A CAR, join every group/ club/ classroom you can. FREE TIME visit thrift stores with BOOKS for pennies, buy a student LIGHT for next to THE BED so you can read yourself to sleep EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Then you can SLEEP EARLIER & SLEEP LONGER. NOBODY SENSITIVE DOES XMAS. IT WAS DESIGNED TO TORTURE. YOU have no money for food but you made cookies as a XMAS GIFT to your unkind family? STOP! That's SCREWY but TALENTED. DO FRUITCAKE YES but sell them. TEXAS bakeries get 30$ each. HOMEMADE GRANOLA ANOTHER item. My daughter has a terrif recipe, will get it for you.
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