CAST YOUR OWN HOROSCOPE ONLINE FREE at ASTRO LABE and I'll give you your reading -- SEND CHART TO ME as a gif file by email
HOW would one create one's own chart, cast one's very own HOROSCOPE? At ASTROLABE, a great great site --- it takes 2 minute flat. You do the work so you learn to do charts then send that horoscope circle to me as a GIF file
In exchange, I'll give some off the cuff impressions for an hour of my typing it would be 30$ the hour (Was 25$ for last 20 yrs, was $15 in 1969 but landlady just raised rent 20% so I'm 30$ now.) It could take me a mere half hour to give you a quick 'natal karma ' reading. If you want that half hour 15$ reading in person -- I'm in the San Fernando valley. Come on over.
Then, there are phone readings I'm at 818-774-1939 but I only plug in the phone if you schedule a time. Why? PHONE RINGS 10 to twenty times a day. Had to unplug it. Got on my nerves as every person who phoned in wanted instant attention and research and it's hard to say no. And not one person paid after he calmed down. Go figure. And if you phone me up, you'll notice that I am hoarse, lost my voice with a few decades of THAT.
Last, I also do typed readings online, -- you get a FILE like this file, Same colors same print. Same typos all made by loving hands at home. FRESH baked. Straight from the oven. Nothing pre-frozen.
Or be specific about what you need. You will get the LIFETIME KARMA DHARMA TYPED REPORT for 30$...Your karma is your bad stuff, which you must correct, your DHARMA is your true destiny, talents, the path you want to get on. I type for an hour.
I do the COMPARISON CHART for 60$ two people, their compatability.
I do a LIFE TIME READING ---it's like sausage, -- you pay by the pound. Tell me how much you want to spend. However, if you phone in with a few questions and DID YOUR SCOPE casting YOURSELF, using these instructions, I'm approachable before 8PM CALIF time when the mysteries/ thrillers go on TV. We can talk it over for fifteen minutes for 10 $......That is the ultimo bargaino rate-o.
So you decide, then surf to PAYPAL.COM, pay to me, ASTROLOGY AT EARTHLINK DOT NET they instantly send me an email, 'so and so bought 8$ for 15 minutes..... and you can include a message, that goes thru too.
Just one look at a natal chart and a good stargazer can see your destiny (dharma, true life mission) and karmas (bad habit patterns,) & I'm glad to shoot you an email right then. ( I get so GLAD that you didn't make ME do your CHART-CASTING work. Cuz I get tired of doing the five steps Im about to give you.
ASTRO.COM WEBSITE also will do all the math for you, but not for children under six years of age, and not for future appointments, or horaries. I am not certain if they will do recent events like the big train crash. As they told me no children under six. And recent events are usually in the last month.....Bizarre choice by them.
BUT ASTROLABE is great they show you the horoscope, it looks like this:
When you do your horoscope circle for me at ASTRO LABE it saves me time which I give to YOU. It will look like this:
When you get the chart, SAVE IT WITH A RIGHT CLICK. To cache as ME.GIF or MYNAME.gif
Take note of what directory you put it on or it'll be hard to find! You know how to make a directory? File managing software that I use is ZTREE. I don't use the one that comes in Windows. But that's your call. You can download ztree free, play with it thirty days. THAT is a file manager!
So make a directory. C:\astrology is where I keep stuff related to people's horoscopes
Once it is saved, do an email to astrology at earthlink dot net and 'attach' it. Send it to me as gif file. As an 'attachment'.
Now if later, you want astro interpreting, I put the rules of reading charts online at ANITA'S STAR LESSON PAGE.
I will give you feedback by email. Or print it out, come here to RESEDA 20 miles north of Beverly Hills, I'm 30$ the hour, 15.00$ the half hour, or I type the Dharma Karma report for 30$. Give you the whole hour, straight & Email it back to you.
PS. You will soon know enough basic astrology to pick your "GO FOR IT DAYS" and your "TURN ANYTHING COMING AT YOU DOWN DAYS." To distinguish them. all you need is the back 6 pages of DELL HOROSCOPE mag or astro.com has a daily ephemeris. On front page. Say you're in need of a biz appt with a big investor. Looking at next week. The DELL HOROSCOPE MAG clearly points out in the last five pages, that Moon is in Aries, trine Mars in Aquarius sextile it Night of the 8th. Which is better, cancer rising or Aries rising? We'll go over that.
If you want, you can also learn to read charts. Take the free seminar online 'How to Interpret the chart' and then to to ASTRO COM, in 1 minute you make your circle and SEND your horoscope circle TO ME BY EMAIL. You will get some clues about yourself from a gal who's been doing stars for 57 years now... by return EMAIL!
ODE TO THE NEW CLIENT
I type to the hours you pay for
as you know, that sum can vary.
An hour is short,
gives 30$ report.
Two hours are long.
I can finish the song.
But my motto is --I'm like a butcher;
You just get the pounds that you pay for.
So I'm promising that in your reading,
we WILL see those things that you pray for!
Figure out what you will borrow from daddy,
The typing will start right away.
Paypal requires my e-mail addie
Checks: 7900 Zelzah, Reseda - CA!
91335. is my zipcode
I can rhyme no further than this
To you I send this small ODE
And blow you a Moon-Starry kiss.
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ANITA SANDS HERNANDEZ, 63 SOLID YEARS OF DOING HOROSCOPES, palms, only 40 yrs doing tarot cards; See me at work THE SECRETS of Courtship and Marriage a free seminar at LUCK IN LOVE.COM Reach me at ASTROLOGY @ EARTH LINK DOT NET. and to send money that's my email which PAYPAL uses. That's all they need, my email addie.
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