Steps
- Find a suitable car. MAYBE FOR FREE, new programs exist: http://www.masterjules.net/freewheels.htm
- You can only live in your car successfully if your car works. BLOCK all windows with double sided tape and custom cut cardboard.
- Before you start living in your car, use your permanent address to do paperwork ! KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS to pick up mail later. Or fill out a FORWARD MAIL FORM AT POST OFFICE to your new address, neighbor or KINKOS SHOP with NUMBERED BOXES.
- Keep your personal identification, driver's license, car insurance current at all times. SECRETE in car somewhere secure.
- Buy a steering column lock and use it when away from vehicle.
- USE A CAR COVER while you sleep.
The Importance of the Car Cover
There are two classes of homelessness, with car and without car. Without car is hard, very hard. I don't recommend it to anyone. If you are homeless and without a car, my best advice to you is couch surf. Stay with your friends until you can get a car. Sell anything you have to get a car. It is best if the car runs, but running is not essential as long as it is small enough to push. The car can be in any condition, damaged, new, old, used, stinky, cruddy, rusty. Who cares? It is a car. I don't even care if you can drive. Get a car. If you can't drive, you're going to want to fix that. Best bet: BUY AN UNPOPULAR HEAP THAT RUNS. FORD FIESTA. TOYOTA sedan. Better is leg stretch out room. LIST OF STATION WAGONS FOR SLEEPING IN:
A car is shelter. A car is a place to sleep. A car is a mobile storage unit. There is no other device that will do as much for you, short of ending your homelessness. But a car, on its own, is not enough. If you sleep in your car in a city, you will meet with local law enforcement. There is nothing quite so unpleasant to wake up to as the sound of a baton hitting a window beside your head. Take it from one who knows by experience.
To provide for concealment, get yourself a simple TARP if poor, or a COSTCO car cover. SCAN a few ONLINE PRICES Get a feel for costs.
Cover the car and while no one is looking slip up under the edge, open the door as far as you are able, slip into the car, close the door and go to sleep. Whack, whack, whack. Whozat knocking? PRETEND TO BE DEAD ASLEEP by using earplugs, bright silicone red ones, six pairs only 3$ at WALMART. Good prop. ANSWER KNOCK? ? Meet your local sheriff. Earplugs sell the point that you were out cold.
It isn't quite enough to have the car and to use the car cover. Car covers have a nasty habit of being blown about by wind, and you can easily be uncovered as you sleep. An even bigger complicating problem is that car covers attract car thieves. Your car will be an even bigger target for thieves because of your necessary choice of parking locations. To deal with this problem you will need to tie the cover down at four points, front and rear bumper, and both sides. I usually send a line underneath the car (by attaching a weight to the line and tossing it under) and tie the sides of the car cover to itself. This procedure makes it more difficult to get into the car, but if thieves or police come, you will have warning and time to compose yourself before you have to face the problem.
Car Thieves
There is a combat element to homelessness, but as every martial artist you ask will tell you, the best way to win a fight is not to be in the fight. Car thieves are easy to deal with, if you understand the psychology of thievery. Thieves will be attracted to a covered car, because they will believe that it is more valuable than the average vehicle. After all, the owner is taking good care of it. The thief will approach, leery of police, and to a lesser extent worried about being observed by citizens. He will begin trying to remove the cover, and you will hear the commotion. Adrenaline will course through your body, and you may be tempted to yell. Don't.
Be patient. Be sure it is not a cop. Look through the cover, to the extent you can. Search for glints that would reveal a badge. Look for the beam of a flashlight. Look for the red and blue strobes that reveal a police vehicle. Look for these things, because police require different tactics.
Now, when you are sure it is a thief, lean on the horn. The thief, terrified by the unfamiliar will retreat. In all my years in a car, I only had one thief return for a second try. They all ran away, and only one came back. That one did not return after a second blast of the horn. This plan works for several reasons. One is that the loudness of a car horn attracts unwanted (for the thief) attention that a car alarm never brings. People are looking out their windows, getting angry. The thief imagines that soon they will be coming out of their houses, calling the police, making noise complaints. His imagination isn't even focused. He just knows that he didn't plan this, and for a criminal any unplanned event is frightening. If you had yelled instead, he might have continued to attack. A thief may be well prepared for a fight. He may even welcome the chance to mug you. He never considered the possibility that a horn would sound though, and that scares him, because he has no plan. He runs.
Police
Now the police are another matter entirely. One thing you definitely do not want to do is present a police officer with an unfamiliar and frightening situation. Police are dangerous, and they are trained to press the attack forward when confronted with novel problems. Novel equals criminal in the mind of a police officer. Don't scare them.
Once you are certain it is a police officer, you need to establish communications. Ask them to identify themselves. Who's out there? They'll tell you it's the cops. Placate them. Let them know they have nothing to fear. Tell them what you are doing. Okay. Give me a minute. I need to put some shoes on. Okay, I'm opening the door now. Okay, I'm coming out. This is going to be a bit unpleasant for awhile. They're going to ask you what you were doing. They're going to tell you that you can't do that. They're going to require you to move on. Be submissive. Don't argue. Don't tell them much. Tell them your girlfriend, or boyfriend, kicked you out and you haven't figured out where to go yet. If it doesn't fly, don't worry too much about it.
They're going to want to search your car. My advice is not to consent to the search. If you have anything even vaguely illegal, weapons, drugs, whatever, do not consent to a search, but I advise you not to consent on general principles. Remember, too, that it is not unknown for a police officer to plant evidence. It's harder for them to do that if you don't consent to the search. The fourth amendment states:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Trust me, they do not have a warrant. You may worry that they could charge you with sleeping in your car. Tell them you weren't sleeping, they came along and made that impossible. You were meditating. In any case, it is a law used to give the police power. I have spoken with city attorneys in several cities and emailed several more around the country. Every one said that they do not prosecute people on the basis of that law. For awhile I asked police to charge me because I wanted to challenge the law on human rights grounds, and each time the police said they preferred to let me off with a warning. The danger of these municipal ordinances is that they empower the police to threaten the homeless. They do not empower them to prosecute the homeless. Know that and you take their power away.
WEBSITE had ONLINE SURFER-comments: "BRAVO. This is the way to do it. Unite all the homeless and talk them into never entering a homeless shelter or church outreach!!! Explain to them that this simply makes the shelter charity wealthy, while they , the homeless suckers, are tricked into making them appear legitimate, instead of the fraud they are!!!!! Volunteers of America, which is church based, is the biggest fraud in the country.!!!!! They are super rich, with 524 buildings, large apartments, owned & operated by their Crooked church phony CEOs, and titled in the names of super rich fake fraud religious Leaders who live a life of luxury, while the homeless get nothing,… but “beggars cant be choosers”,’ disgusting scum treatment,.. in the hellholes they operate ,They are not given a dime of the millions their photos in the papers pull in….and Then they die on the street, forgotten and scammed out of money They raised by Allowing their photos, names and info to be gathered, so the charity can prove how Many homeless they are purportly “helping“….when they keep all the cash!!!!!! Second reason, racial violence manifesting as theft. You sleep you lose.
SECOND COMMENT:
A car cover seems like a lot of trouble to me. The desired result is concealment, right? I have a van, and I'm considering blacking out/covering all the windows in the back so that the van cannot be looked into. A curtain or covering of some sort could then be installed between the cab and the cargo area. Voila. Complete concealment. Or am I missing part of your point about the car cover?
I too, have been awakened be the police while sleeping in my van. I was in such a deep sleep at the time! And it was cold outside! It made me so mad. Who was I hurting? I was next to a city park!
A question. You mentioned having talked to a number of attorneys about the rights of the homeless and those living in their cars. How does one go about asking for that type of information? I mean, do you say, "Look, I'm living in my car and I want to know what legal rights I have in this city?" Or are you a bit more concealed about the matter?
On your first question, you've already got a van so your methods are most appropriate. I will be writing a post on the advantages of one kind of vehicle over another. The downside of blacking or curtaining windows is that people will suspect that the vehicle is occupied. The car cover succeeds as a more complete deception.
On your second question, I was pretty bold about it. I went down to city hall, said I wanted to see the prosecutor, told him I was a long term resident of his city, and demanded to know why living in my car was a criminal act in the city. (It was in the code as a misdemeanor, which is a crime, as opposed to an infraction like a parking ticket.) He said all muni codes were misdemeanors, they just were, but that unless there were extraordinary circumstances he would never prosecute the code. Having received that answer I asked elsewhere and found that the similar codes across the country are rarely, if ever, brought to prosecution.
What about sleeping in your car during the daytime? I see people do that all the time in their cars at the park, and no one ever seems to bother them.
Would it be feasible sleep 4 hours at one park in the morning, have lunch, follow leads, sleep another 4 hours at a different park in the late afternoon, then go to a library until 11pm, followed by coffee at a 24 hour diner until the next morning?
Not to put too fine a point on it but that sounds bad to me. Broken sleep is almost as bad as no sleep, and cops are perfectly happy to harrass the homeless during the day. Sleeping exposed to view simply sucks. Don't believe me? Just try it.
I read your book this evening; it's quite entertaining and articulate. I'm pleased your readers are generous enough to share their comments. It's gratifying that people admit they're surprised -- perhaps as much by you as anything else.
Those who partially break with society are not necessarily partially crazy, partially high, partially stupid, or partially destructive. They may just be exploring a part of themselves or society that is underlooked.
You define invisibility, or perhaps dignity, as a precondition for sustainable homelessness. Some people might be intrigued by this, others by thinking about where the line lies for them, or how to expand that line.
Others may want to know if someone is crossing it, and maybe even what to do. Unfortunately, most of us lack the courage to know the homeless: as members, friends, missionaries, or even observers. So I'd anticipate your thoughts on this.
Have you considered a publisher? One approach might to decide if you want to make money or do outreach. Then again, maybe such things don't matter until you're ready to get the book to print.
On a personal note, I beat you to the punch by living in my car for about a month or so while at school, but didn't pull it off as well. What I remember was cramped knees (they still seem to hurt), fear of my windows fogging up, fear of robbers, and of course fear of the cops.
It's interesting that after rapping away up one cop suggested driving to the marina, where he said his buddies didn't care if you slept. The problem is that I later suggested this to somebody who ended robbed at gunpoint. Funny the cops weren't worried too much about that.
The other detestable thing was caseing neighborhoods, and sleeping late enough and getting up early enough to try to avoid suspicion. Catching up later on the lawn at during the day was mixed. It felt good (warmth, free) and bad (exposed, paranoid).
You are of course, totally correct about needing access to a gym. Aside from physical discomfort and sleep deprivation, being homeless and not having access to a gym seems like the royal road to hell.
Eventually, I can't say if it was visibility or not -- but the paranoia, knees, cops, and squealing rubber at the marina at 2am wore me out. I ended sleeping at night in the laundry room at my grandparents run down house for a few months.
I didn't want questions or support, just the ability to sleep under a roof for while. They were generous enough to provide this. I think they were able to create space in a way that would be contradictory to the high expectations of most family members.
As you've pointed out, it's not easy to sleep on somebody else's couch. Maybe it's sort of like the rich man's version of the shelter -- any imbalance of power is difficult to endure without enlightenment.
Unfortunately, the closest I've ever gotten to the latter is a righteous desire for our president not to end up with another "four more years".
Hey, where's the damn cops when you need 'em? (sigh)
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A woman in California, Marge Giaimo, makes her way to a picnic table under the shadow of an oak tree. Santa Barbara's trees, like its oceans and mountains, are one thing she says she never tires of here. After losing her senior housing three years ago, this table is where she does her painting these days.
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"I feel very fortunate to have my car," Giaimo says. "It's a little cramped, but it's softer than cement."
Of all her once-valued possessions, today her 20-year-old, gold Oldsmobile is her most important one. It is her home, and she keeps it as neat as a pin.
"And then this is where I sleep," she says. "I have the three pillows and I have a foam mattress under there to sleep on."
In the wealthy coastal city of Santa Barbara, north of Los Angeles, the demand for senior housing is so great the wait list is now closed. After all, California's senior population is expected to grow by 50 percent in the next decade.
For the seniors left out in the cold, their only option is living in their cars.
'It's Hard To Walk Away'
"It is a hidden population and a growing population," says Cassie Roach, who oversees Safe Parking, a city-funded program at the New Beginnings Counseling Center. "And it is quite different from the street homeless."
Safe Parking has designated 115 parking spaces in church, county and city lots where people living in their cars — such as Giaimo — can park safely overnight.
Roach says many of those living in their cars have fallen upon hard times for the first time in their lives.
Among them is 61-year-old Lise MacFarlane. She is grateful for one of those Safe Parking spots.
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MacFarlane says she lost the home she grew up in last December after being evicted by the new owner.
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"I was sleeping in front of my house and the park," MacFarlane says. "It's hard to walk away. That's it."
She shares her Toyota Highlander with her two dogs and a very large white cat named Willie.
"They don't like being in the car all the time," MacFarlane says. "They want to be in a home."
While most people are having dinner, MacFarlane rolls into her assigned church parking lot.
"It's really hard sitting in the car watching people, watching people I know go by," she says, crying.
Safety And Support
The sun has gone down, but Giaimo's gold Oldsmobile is hard to miss. It's parked a few spaces away from a Honda CRV owned by 74-year-old Barbara Harvey.
"We support one another very much," Harvey says.
"She puts up with me," Giaimo responds.
"There is no putting up with Marge, OK," Harvey says, laughing.
In this women-only lot, friendships are forged. There are seven designated spaces, and later in the evening a lot monitor stops by to check in on them.
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By 7 a.m. they will need to be gone. The sound of a trash truck heralds the morning in this parking lot. Giaimo and MacFarlane are getting ready to leave for the day.
"It's dog walking time," Giaimo says. "Did I drop something out my trunk?"
"I think you did," MacFarlane responds.
"I can't find my brush. See, this is what we go through," Giaimo says, laughing. "Where did I put my brush?"
MacFarlane loads up her dogs as Willie the cat reluctantly makes room for them on the stacked blankets. Giaimo smiles and waves goodbye.
Giaimo's day continues with a shower at the Y. Then, she'll return to her picnic table.
The 75-year-old painter is on a wait list for senior housing in Santa Barbara. She's been told it could take another seven years.
http://guide2homelessness.blogspot.com/2004/10/importance-of-car-cover.html?m=1
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2006/04/02/us/02cars.html
Keeping It Secret as the Family Car Becomes a Home -- Homeless People Living in Cars Try to Keep It Secret
By IAN URBINA APRIL 2, 2006
FAIRFAX, Va. — After being evicted from his apartment last year, Larry Chaney lived in his car for five months in Erie, Pa. As he passed time at local cafes, he always put a ring of old house keys and several envelopes with bills on the table to give the impression that he had a home like everyone else.
While Michelle Kennedy was living in her car with her three children in Belfast, Me., she parked someplace different each night so no one would notice them, and she instructed the children to tell anyone who asked that they were "staying with friends."
Last year, William R. Alford started keeping a car cover over the station wagon where he sleeps. "I originally just had drapes, but the condensation on the inside of the windows was a dead giveaway," said Mr. Alford, who has been homeless here in Fairfax since May 2005.
As with all homeless people, finding food, warmth and a place to clean up is a constant struggle. But for those who live in their cars, remaining inconspicuous is its own challenge, and though living this way is illegal in most places, experts and advocates believe it is a growing trend.
"It's most often the working poor who find themselves in this situation, teetering on the border between the possessed and the dispossessed," said Kim Hopper, a researcher on homelessness for the Nathan S. Kline Institute for Psychiatric Research, which is based in New York.
The number of "mobile homeless," as they are often called, tends to climb whenever the cost of housing outpaces wages, Dr. Hopper said. Last year was the first year on record, according to an annual study conducted by the National Low Income Housing Coalition, that a full-time worker at minimum wage could not afford a one-bedroom apartment anywhere in the country at average market rates.
In 2001, officials in Lynnwood, Wash., a suburb of Seattle, passed an ordinance imposing penalties of 90 days in jail or fines of up to $1,000 against people caught living in their cars.
Peter Van Giesen, a code enforcement officer for the town, said that up to 20 cars a night were found with people parking near a park where there were complaints of people using the bushes as a restroom.
"Most of these people were trying to find work," Mr. Van Giesen said.
Living inside their last major possession, the mobile homeless have often just fallen on hard times, advocates and social workers say, and since they are more likely to view their situation as temporary, they are also more inclined to keep it secret.
Though the average duration of homelessness is four months, it tends to be shorter for the mobile homeless, experts say.
"You spend a lot of effort just trying to pass," said Ms. Kennedy, a former Senate page who wrote a book, "Without a Net: Middle Class and Homeless (with Kids) in America" (Viking Adult, 2005), about her experiences being homeless for several months in 1997 after her marriage fell apart. But residing — and hiding — in plain sight takes guile, and that starts with deciding where to park.
In cities, steep streets with no sidewalks, no overlooking windows and adjacent to woods are ideal because they have the least foot traffic and offer the easiest ability to enter and exit the car unnoticed, according to many who have been through the experience.
The best location is one sparse enough to avoid nosy onlookers but populated enough that the car does not stand out, they say, near enough to walk to a restroom but far enough to avoid passers-by. Parking lots of big-box retailers are a popular choice. If free, hospital parking lots are also an option. Guards often take pity when told that you are waiting to visit a sick spouse, many say.
Finding a place to shower can take ingenuity.
"The key is to be smart about when you enter and leave the building," said Randy Brown, who for the last three months while living in his car has been sneaking onto a college campus near where he waits tables in Fredericksburg, Va., and using a shower that security guards do not realize is publicly accessible.
Like several others interviewed, Mr. Chaney said that when he lost his trucking business after Hurricane Katrina and was evicted from his home, he was lucky enough to have already paid for a yearlong gym membership.
"That was probably the most important thing I had for keeping up appearances," said Mr. Chaney, who moved to Pennsylvania to be near his son, who was in college there.
Mr. Chaney said that while he looked for work, he did not reveal his situation to his son, who was going to school on a basketball scholarship, because he did not want to become a distraction.
While pride is usually the motivation for not telling friends or family, worries about the law and harassment are more often the reason people give for keeping their situation hidden. Safety is also a concern, advocates say, since homeless people are frequently targets for crime and physical abuse.
"A lot of what people do to keep the secret sounds paranoid, and some of it probably is," said Michele Wakin, who wrote her doctoral dissertation about people living in their vehicles in California and who is now a professor of sociology at Bridgewater State College in Massachusetts. "But when you're trying to be discreet and you're spending a lot of time in one area, little things get noticed."
People often develop severe back problems because they resist reclining their seat while sleeping, Ms. Wakin said. If questioned, they wanted to be able to tell the police that they were just napping, she added. People also built elaborate compartments in their cars, she said, to hide bedding.
Mr. Alford said he had learned to move slowly to avoid attracting attention by rocking the car when he was inside. When he has a lot of items to take from his car to the library where he spends much of his time, he makes several trips rather than load his arms and seem like a "bag lady," he said.
"It might seem crazy, but the stakes are pretty high in the suburbs when it comes to staying invisible because it's supposed to be sanitized out here," said Mr. Alford, who works occasionally as a Web developer. "People call 911 in the city to report seeing a homeless person, and the cops laugh. Out here, the cops are out the door in no time when that call comes in."
Experts say there are 2.1 million to 3.5 million homeless people nationally. Ms. Wakin said that the vigilance required to live in a car was one reason there tended to be fewer people who are drug addicted or mentally disabled living in their cars, compared with those living on street grates.
"Keeping the car in working order with the license, registration up to date, figuring out an address where offices can send things, and all the while trying to stay off the radar of police and neighbors becomes like a full-time job," Ms. Wakin said.
For some, secrecy can be an obstacle to needed services.
Richard Pyne, who was evicted from his home after losing his job at a factory in North Philadelphia, said he did not seek help because he feared losing custody of his 17-year-old daughter, Kristinlyn, who was living in their car with his wife, Suzanne, and him.
Last April, a social worker noticed the family asleep in the car at a park, and after explaining their rights, the worker persuaded them to move into a shelter.
The strain of constantly finding a place to wash up and the stress of avoiding detection became unbearable, Mr. Pyne said, adding, "You have no idea how exhausting it gets to survive like this." So they went to the shelter. This is what they endured: (site below)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PUBLIC SHELTERS? https://www.npr.org/2012/12/06/166666265/why-some-homeless-choose-the-streets-over-shelters
and http://newpol.org/content/homeless-shelters-feeble-response-homelessness
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LAST RESORT, OTHER MORE DARING WAYS TO LIVE on the street.
http://time.com/89213/artists-uses-trash-to-make-shelters-for-the-homeless/
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