ARGO for ASSANGE

Remember the way Ben Affleck got the hostages out of IRAN? We need BEN or ROSS PEROT who got another group of Americans out of Iran. Assange has been trapped in a London Brownstone for two years. HALP! Poor Julian Assange who wanted to save the world from ENDLESS WAR, learned the hard way: If one tells America's secrets, Britain will punch you out. ts. The arm bone is connected to the fist bone. Now, Assange seems stuck forever in a London brownstone. I sure hope that they have CABLE!


With that amount of cops, HOW can he ever get out?
18 Million pounds spent on cops for these 3 years!

A PIZZA DELIVERY MOTORCYCLE MAYBE?


NO, because it wouldn't go up the front stairs. And Not with eighteen cops outside.

DRESSED AS A WOMAN?

That might work. But one of those l8 police might just grope him. But he's pretty so maybe the guy who groped would let him go by, just get his phone number. Now ---exiting from a very old building through a SEWER PIPE (like a Jack Higgins IRA novel) that's always good. Renaissance and Medieval buildings are better for that gambit though. Or he could call on the services of the famous magician Dynamo,  learn how to levitate. David Copperfield could probably get a UFO out of that building.

IDEA: As the Embassy is on the first floor with a balcony, they could paint Julian all over with invisible paint, open the balcony doors and he'll rise up into the sky where David Copperfield in a helicopter will be waiting..

A pal sent me this winning idea. DYE HIS HAIR AUBURN give him a fake nose and put him in a LONDON BOBBY UNIFORM and HAT. No Bobby would bother a girl Bobby. Especially in a crowd of bobbies.

The amazing amount of cops outside surfaced as a photo this week, OCT 2012,  there are eighteen Bobbies in front and that's not counting the cops at the back of and sides of and inside of the building. The UK government must for unknowable reasons be trying to 'serve the needs' of their power masters in Washington. Where is King George when we need him? All the Georges had lady friends and would be more tolerant of Assange's consentual trysts in Sweden.Not the real reason he's being harassed. See: 

Julian Assange on the TPP: Secretive Deal Isn’t About Trade, But Corporate Control (video 6:26 minutes) -http://tinyurl.com/owea4r2 

The UK govt. is of course being criticized for the Empire approach on heroic truthteller, whistleblower Julian Assange whose only aim was to stop the endless war.

Ecuador's Ambassador to London Ana Mora has criticized the UK government of behaving like an empire in its embassy raid threat to arrest WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.

Ana Alban Mora told the state-run BBC that the UK's threat in August just before Assange was granted Asylum by Ecuador, was "the biggest mistake" committed by the British government since she became ambassador.

Mora said, "They were trying to show this little country that the British are still an empire and we should learn to be good boys during our stay here."

Ecuadorean embassy officials told the British media that the constant presence of UK police outside the embassy building since June 19, 2012, ready to grab Assange was “intimidating”.

Back in August, British officials angered Ecuador with threats in a letter, saying that they could ultimately break diplomatic status of its embassy and enter it to arrest the WikiLeaks founder.

Soon after, the threat was met with an immediate response from Ecuadorean President Rafael Correa when he said such a move by Britain would be “suicidal”.

Britain insists that it has an obligation to arrest Assange, who is wanted for questioning in Sweden over allegations of sexual miss-conduct. Conduct with a miss or two is legal in any country in the world.

The WikiLeaks founder and his many supporters believe that there is an orchestrated plot to hand him over to the United States, where he could face life imprisonment or the death penalty for disclosing secret US files.

So how does he get out? Even if you bury him in a laundry cart, at 3 a.m, this group of guards will go thru it with a bayonet as the Nazis did on laundry wagons everywhere.

Can you Imagine an Argo exit that would work? I finally came up with this one. If you look at various photos of the Embassy Bldg., you see a very close neighboring building, just across an alley. One could tightrope from any 3rd floor window, in a black leotard, gloves and hood, enter the other building's attic. THEN put on the London Bobbie outfit, nose and red hair. And walk away.  All it would take would be practice inside the Embassy. String a WIRE in-house for a few months to get the hang of walking a wire.  Open a window at 3 am and voila!

EASY BREEZY. But then how to get out of town? Imagine running around London with spooks, the whole cast of MI5 after him? Maybe a Car trunk to the White Cliffs of Dover or Lands End then a 23 mile swim to France? Yeah that might work. Assange is a slippery little chap. I think he could pull it off. Then, he could retire to Bali. Continue his activism work by wi-fi from the local Starbucks. Or... we could continue it for him.

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"He who is not angry when there is just cause for anger is immoral. Why?
Because anger looks to the good of justice. And if you can live amid
injustice without anger, you are immoral as well as unjust." Thomas Aquinas
 

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