CAST YOUR OWN HOROSCOPE ONLINE FREE, and I'll give you your reading with it -- SEND CHART TO ME as a gif file email
HOW would one create one's own chart, one's very own HOROSCOPE? At ASTRO.COM, great great site. Simply LEGENDARY. Takes two minutes flat. Then send it to me as a GIF file I'll give some off the cuff impressions FREE. I'm 25$ the hour if you want phone reading or typed but if you phone in with a few questions and DID YOUR SCOPE YOURSELF, using these instructions, I'm approachable before 8PM CALIF time when the mysteries/ thrillers go on TV.
Just one look and a good stargazer can see your destiny and karmas for this lifetime I'm glad to shoot you an email IF you didn't make ME do your CHART CASTING work. Cuz I get tired of doing the five steps that I'm about to give you.
This fab ASTRO.COM WEBSITE will do all the math for you, show you the horoscope, it looks like this:
If the finished chart doesn't look like this with SPOKE WHEELS and DEGREES INSIDE the circle, next to the planet, you didn't do it right. There are about ten designs they use, but only one I CAN USE. I need degrees next to planets as I am so old (72) that I cannot memorize the degrees and hold them in my head. So I cannot do a good reading with the versions that have NO DEGREES inside, yet these fools continue to make charts that way.
If you pick the RIGHT METHOD for casting the chart, WHEN THEY PRESENT YOUR CHART TO YOU, IT WILL work for me. It's slightly bigger than this one above, and I cannot SEND YOU the HUGE SIZE so I really need you to change the size. It's SO EASY. LEFT CLICK on first chart that they give you, to get smaller version with no advertising on it! THEN RIGHT CLICK TO SAVE THAT VERSION to cache. Put it where you keep graphics. C:\MYPICTURES
To do your chart and have exactitude, you will want to know your true birth hour. Clock time in your city. Astro.Com will do necessary subtractions for daylight savings or time zone automatically. Just get the right city!
And enter it this way: Los Angeles, CA. New York, NY or Moscow, Ru. Paris Fr.
So right now go to ASTRO COM and send the graphic of chart to me. Don't put your real name on it. One should AVOID GIVING ANY unknown person your real name and your real birth date. So put a phony name on it, maybe you are KEWLKID AT AOL? Ok enter your name there as KEWL KID or ARLENE B, just an initial.
So you ready for our star adventure? HERE IS THE PATH you must follow and to get a CHART sized correctly, with degrees inside, with Wheel Spokes on the houses, you cannot diverge as these fools have like TEN DIFFERENT CIRCLE DESIGNS AVAILABLE!
. Click on http://www.astro.com ... You will see a 'chessboard' of menu choices at top. Each square is irrelevant, like TEN squares. Go down just below it, see the FIVE LINES of text choices? You'll see the THIRD line down there says
"All our free Horoscopes: Enjoy your expedition!''
CLICK right there & bingo, you will go to a new menu! On this page you have to go nearly to the bottom by scrolling five times (five whole screens,) down to bottom
See where it says "CHART DRAWING ASCENDANT? " Pick that!
YOU now will GET a MENU to fill in your birth data --Give FIRST NAME AND INITIAL as name, then fill in birth info and Bingo, you get your natal chart! BUT BIGGER than the one I include here at top.
So LEFT CLICK on chart to make it a little smaller and it loses a lot of ad copy we don't need.
THEN RIGHT CLICK TO SAVE AS a GIF FILE. As you save it again to directory you MIGHT change name of the GIF file to YOUR FIRST NAME ONLY they give you like l00 characters and numbers there for name. Way too long.
Next, take note of what directory you put it on or it'll be hard to find! You know how to make a directory? File managing software that I use is ZTREE. I don't use the one that comes in Windows. But that's your call. You can download ztree free, play with it thirty days. THAT is a superb file manager!
So make a directory. c:\astrology is where I keep stuff related to people's horoscopes
Or save it to C:\MY PICTURES.
Once it is saved, do an email to ME and 'attach' it. Send it to me as gif file. As an 'attachment'.
ASTRO COM tries to get you to have it ONLINE at their site and for your pals to LINK TO THEIR site
but my machine was built in1995, has browser from that vintage era and I cannot access any chart you leave there on their site. TRUST me, the only way for me to see your chart is to follow my suggestions, above, pretty exactly. Now if later, you want astro interpreting work, I put the FREE LESSONS for reading charts online at ANITA'S STAR LESSON PAGE.
I will give you feedback by email. Turning the symbols into plain English. You can print it out, come here to RESEDA 20 miles north of Beverly Hills, I'm 25$ the hour, 12.50$ the half hour. I cannot print charts out, my machine is 20 yrs old. Printer almost died, prints too faint to see. No colors, so turns this graphic style they use into a smear of ink. So I'll be writing 'around' this graphic on your reading.
PS. You will in two minutes know how to cast a real horoscope. In a month of getting your FREE DAILY READINGS ( See http://home.earthlink.net/~astrology/star.htm ) day or so you'll know enough basic astrology to pick your "GO FOR IT DAYS" and your "TURN ANYTHING COMING AT YOU DOWN DAYS." And even how to TURN THOSE AROUND and USE bad aspects. Of course a tool you might like to have would be the back 6 pages of DELL HOROSCOPE mag or hey, astro.com has an ephemeris. You can cast a chart there in one minute flat. HOW TO CAST A CHART. Say you're in need of a biz appt with a big investor. Looking at next week. The hOROSCOPE MAG clearly points out in the last five pages, that Moon is in Aries, trine Mars in Leo Night of the 8th. Which is better, cancer rising or Aries rising?
If you want, you can also learn to read charts. Take the free seminar online 'How to Interpret the chart' and then to to ASTRO COM, in 1 minute you make your circle and SEND your horoscope circle TO ME BY EMAIL. You will get some clues about yourself from a gal who's been doing stars for 57 years now... by return EMAIL!
. signed, ANITA SANDS
ODE TO THE NEW CLIENT
I type to the hours you pay for
as you know, that sum can vary.
An hour is short,
gives 25$ report.
Two hours are long.
I can finish the song.
But my motto is --I'm like a butcher;
You just get the pounds that you pay for.
So I'm promising that in your reading,
we WILL see those things that you pray for!
Figure out what you will borrow from daddy,
The typing will start right away.
Paypal requires my e-mail addie
Checks: 7900 Zelzah, Reseda - CA!
91335. is my zipcode
I can rhyme no further than this
To you I send this small ODE
And blow you a Moon-Starry kiss.
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ANITA SANDS HERNANDEZ, 57 SOLID YEARS OF DOING HOROSCOPES, see me at work THE SECRETS of Courtship and Marriage a free seminar at LUCK IN LOVE.COM Reach me at ASTROLOGY @ EARTH LINK DOT NET.
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