BEAVERTAIL PASTRY -- A DELICIOUS DESSERT TO SERVE AT POVERTY PARTIES. INGREDIENTS even a HOMELESS TRAMP has on hand!
OBAMA went to CANADA yesterday to discuss the CREATION OF JOBS and was given the famed, local BEAVERTAIL. NOT the appurtenance of the river dwelling' mammal who uses his tail as a WARNING that bad things are coming, no, the dunkin' donut kind of beavertail. As we are currently getting dunked in the big FRY PAN OF joblessness, homelessness and POVERTY, and the coming boiling CAULDRON of MEGA INFLATION and food scarcity and famine, let each and every one of us learn how to turn WHITE FLOUR into a food group, albeit one that inspires DiABETES, constipation and heart disease. So just FOR FUN, have a poverty PREVIEW party and serve BEAVERTAILS and COFFEE, perhaps for your HOW TO SURVIVE COMMUNITY LIVING ROOM GROUP where you discuss:
http://www.masterjules.net/surviveindex.htm your basic THINGS TO COME
http://www.masterjules.net/futureindex.htm but ya only eat these babies once, ya hear!
FAMOUS Beaver Tail Pastries
1 tablespoon white sugar
1/2 cup warm water (110 degrees F)
1 tablespoon active dry yeast
1/4 cup vegetable oil (or cooking fats)
2 1/3 cups warm water (110 degrees F)
1 teaspoon salt
4 tablespoons white sugar
5 - 8 cups flour (1/2 whole wheat and 1/2 all-pupose)
fresh lemon juice
white sugar and ground cinnamon
1 Dissolve 1 tablespoon sugar and yeast in 1/2 cup warm water. Set aside
2 In a large bowl, mix together oil, 2-1/3 cups water, salt, and 4
tablespoons sugar. Add yeast, and gradually mix in flour. Place dough in a
buttered bowl, and turn to coat. Cover with a damp tea towel, and place in
a warm place to rise for 1-1/2 hours.
3 Form dough into balls about the size of eggs, then roll flat to make
ovals about 1/4 inch thick.
4 Heat a few cups of corn, peanut or soy oil to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) in a deep fryer,
pot, or electric frying pan. Fry doughnuts one at a time, until light brown
on both sides. Place on paper towels to drain. Sprinkle with white sugar,
cinnamon, and lemon juice while still hot. NOTE: In times of deep poverty,
save chicken fat, all fats, clarity when you have a quart, heat, clarify, strain and use
this for frying white flour. Hey, that and green grass, you'll live! A short time. In
times of wealth, pour mix of whiskey and maple syrup over each fried cruller. (That
is the famous Canadian "beavertail cocktail" by the way.
Makes 3 dozen
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